Today, I started my new job. Less than one hour into the day, my boss told me that the reason he hired me was that I was the least attractive of everyone he interviewed, so I'd be less likely to cause a distraction. FML
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Today, my boss told me I got my new job because she rejected candidates that seemed "too confident" or "too pretty." FML
Today, I applied for a job as a secretary. As I sat in the waiting room, the interviewer came out with his wife. She gave me a once-over, then said to her husband, "Hire this one. She's so ugly, you would never have an affair with her." FML
Today, I was talking to my boss at the end of an awesome internship. He said he was really satisfied with my work, and that he had considered hiring me. Turns out he decided not to because I smile too much, and it freaks him out. FML
Today, I found out that the reason I'm working as a kitchen staff instead of out on the floor of the café is because the boss does not think I'm attractive enough. My boss is my brother. FML
Today, I started my new job at a small business. I was pretty excited to finally be working, until I found out the big boss is a creeper and sees no problem making comments such as "You're way more interesting than the rest of these slope-eyed fucks." FML
Today, my boss told me that he’d hired me because he thought I looked intelligent. He then went on to say that it was about time that I proved that I was. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me if I was single. After telling him I have been happily married for 6 years, he fired me on the spot. FML
Today, I showed up to my new job early, hoping to impress my new boss. When he arrived, he walked by me and muttered, "Fucking tryhard." FML
Today, at work, a table of girls complained to the manager about me. The complaint? "He's not hot enough to work here. We want a sexy server." The manager agreed with them and sent me home. I might lose my job because of a table of shallow women. FML
Today, I realized why I was hired to be a nanny. Apparently the husband had eyes for the last nanny. According to the wife I am not attractive enough to be a threat. FML
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alexlovescandy 3
Wow... well at least you got the job!! CONGRATS!
9inchesSoft 11
The good - they got the job. The bad - they were hired because they are unattractive. The ugly - OP
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Comments (117)
sjonnemans 3
That too is sexual harassment you know?!
jsons 0
liar
sanjana378 0
Oh I'm sorry anyway congo
gader 3
Grape your coc* and say, do you mean this!?
ricolaguy 6
Seinfeld.
baileymarie102 6
Aww, I'm sorry. That was awful of him to say! Look on the bright side though, at least you have a job. (:
nachosbabygurl 9
on the bright side u got a job
youaint 2
So that's where all the jobs in America are going? ****!
BloodFaerie 21
Wow... what do you do for a living? I've always worried that I was denied previous jobs in retail, customer service, etc because I wasn't good looking enough... and it does seem that even the jobs I have gotten hired for had a lot of good looking people that got treated better by management.... so I just wondered where you work that being "less attractive" was a plus... (I was loathe to say you were ugly since I have never seen you and wouldn't be crass enough to think that the manager was right just because he said such a hurtful thing to you...)
IYagura06 2
Seriously, who is rude and unprofessional enough to insult a new employee by calling her ugly on her first day, and the boss of all people.