Today, I started my new job. Less than one hour into the day, my boss told me that the reason he hired me was that I was the least attractive of everyone he interviewed, so I'd be less likely to cause a distraction. FML
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Today, my boss told me I got my new job because she rejected candidates that seemed "too confident" or "too pretty." FML
Today, I applied for a job as a secretary. As I sat in the waiting room, the interviewer came out with his wife. She gave me a once-over, then said to her husband, "Hire this one. She's so ugly, you would never have an affair with her." FML
Today, I was talking to my boss at the end of an awesome internship. He said he was really satisfied with my work, and that he had considered hiring me. Turns out he decided not to because I smile too much, and it freaks him out. FML
Today, I found out that the reason I'm working as a kitchen staff instead of out on the floor of the café is because the boss does not think I'm attractive enough. My boss is my brother. FML
Today, I started my new job at a small business. I was pretty excited to finally be working, until I found out the big boss is a creeper and sees no problem making comments such as "You're way more interesting than the rest of these slope-eyed fucks." FML
Today, my boss told me that he’d hired me because he thought I looked intelligent. He then went on to say that it was about time that I proved that I was. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me if I was single. After telling him I have been happily married for 6 years, he fired me on the spot. FML
Today, I showed up to my new job early, hoping to impress my new boss. When he arrived, he walked by me and muttered, "Fucking tryhard." FML
Today, at work, a table of girls complained to the manager about me. The complaint? "He's not hot enough to work here. We want a sexy server." The manager agreed with them and sent me home. I might lose my job because of a table of shallow women. FML
Today, I realized why I was hired to be a nanny. Apparently the husband had eyes for the last nanny. According to the wife I am not attractive enough to be a threat. FML
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alexlovescandy 3
Wow... well at least you got the job!! CONGRATS!
9inchesSoft 11
The good - they got the job. The bad - they were hired because they are unattractive. The ugly - OP
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Comments (117)
Pullie 3
this is where ugliness outperforms beauty! congratulations.
Sayexguy1991 4
That's soo ****** up lol
mookiemookie01 24
beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
mkcherry 14
I recently started a new job and I was beyond surprised that I got the job in the first place because even though I know I'm qualified, I'm the youngest person working in the entire building and I'm one of only two women working for the collections agency. Yesterday was the first day of my second week on the jobs and my boss essentially told me to remind him to give me a raise once the three month probationary period was over since I was hired at considerably low pay and only hired because I was the most attractive person that applied for the job. Since Im the head of HR, we'll be working closely together and he basically said if he had to see someone all day every day they might as well be hot. He went on to say that he was pleasantly surprised that I could actually do the job. Basically he thought i was stupid but pretty. Id rather be hired by someone who thought I was competent to do the job. Who cares if your boss isn't that attracted to you, it only means that you wont have to deal with an uncomfortable work relationship!
ecstasy22 12
Don't worry OP.Looks doesn't really matter in tje corporate world
FutueMeamVitam 24
Doesn't matter; got hired.