FML : Today, my wife and I went to our friend's house to play some pool. While playing, a Cicada started to fly towards my face, so I flipped my pool stick over...

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Today, my wife and I went to our friend's house to play some pool. While playing, a Cicada started to fly towards my face, so I flipped my pool stick over and swatted at it with the fat end of the stick. I hit the bug. However, with the skinny side I hit myself in the snow-globes. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Chris - / Thursday 5 April 2012 02:50 / United States - House Springs

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By mpj13 | 8

#4261802 - Thursday 5 April 2012 8:06

You don't hit those kind of balls in pool

By kymidwest | 0

#4261796 - Thursday 5 April 2012 8:05

Rack em' ;)

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By kymidwest | 0

#4261796 - Thursday 5 April 2012 8:05

Rack em' ;)

kelissa_fml | 16

#4261832 - Thursday 5 April 2012 8:11

Another comparison to snow-globes??

IAdminIFlow | 0

#4262036 - Thursday 5 April 2012 9:08

ur like haha u litlle bastar..... ouch what the fu... oh shit.

Rhysviri | 10

#4262130 - Thursday 5 April 2012 9:57

You should have whacked the cicada with your balls instead. Y'know? (;

shanemaximo | 7

#4262134 - Thursday 5 April 2012 9:59

Scratch. Ball in hand.

ShyAnn29 | 14

#4262175 - Thursday 5 April 2012 10:16

I've never heard of them referred to snow globes before

K_kanaka | 26

#4262305 - Thursday 5 April 2012 12:07

A man should always protect their face but more importantly they should always be careful of their ahem "snow globes"

deviable | 9

#4262312 - Thursday 5 April 2012 12:13

Calling them snow globes makes
me think you have dandruff down there.

thiscrazything | 1

#4262317 - Thursday 5 April 2012 12:17

OP was blackballed by his own stick.

Uraharas_Bankai | 1

#4262394 - Thursday 5 April 2012 13:34

Did the snowglobes break!?

krash357_fml | 7

#4262436 - Thursday 5 April 2012 13:54

Double K.O!! Draw!

idkhaha | 4

#4262774 - Thursday 5 April 2012 15:25

Who calls them snow globes???

blackheart24 | 10

#4262810 - Thursday 5 April 2012 15:36

Left nut. Corner pocket.

By ClaremoreZebra | 8

#4261800 - Thursday 5 April 2012 8:05

Ouch, I'm sorry man. I don't know what else to say but ice it!

yahoowizard | 16

#4262291 - Thursday 5 April 2012 11:42

Haha, he can't have swung that hard. Just man up and keep playing

ladyLALAA | 28

#4262643 - Thursday 5 April 2012 14:43

Will ice help snow globes?

ClaremoreZebra | 8

#4284285 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 10:51

Yeah, but you the ice pack in a hand towel. Works like a charm.

By mpj13 | 8

#4261802 - Thursday 5 April 2012 8:06

You don't hit those kind of balls in pool

THE_A_TEEN | 27

#4261840 - Thursday 5 April 2012 8:12

You don't? Damn, I thought that's how you play pool in the nude.

Well I was wrong.

the17doctor | 12

#4262310 - Thursday 5 April 2012 12:11

that's why you don't get invited to nudist games of pool

jujubunni5 | 9

#4262492 - Thursday 5 April 2012 14:15

Clever (:

myFMLname | 8

#4262750 - Thursday 5 April 2012 15:10

would've been even more clever if OP said 8-balls

Azula272 | 14

#4263438 - Thursday 5 April 2012 19:58

Double K.O. Fatality!

By shadow123456789 | 0

#4261806 - Thursday 5 April 2012 8:07

Ouch.

shadow123456789 | 0

#4262009 - Thursday 5 April 2012 8:56

I hope you didn't swing to hard. It hurts to even think about.

btnhdude | 0

#4262232 - Thursday 5 April 2012 10:39

My pouch.

peasonearth | 8

#4263014 - Thursday 5 April 2012 16:58

Again with the 'snow-globes'

By chilearmy123 | 4

#4261807 - Thursday 5 April 2012 8:07

What are snow globes?

THE_A_TEEN | 27

#4261824 - Thursday 5 April 2012 8:10

Slang term for Testicles, I.e. Balls, I.e. Nutz, I.e. marbles, I.e. pebbles...you get my drift.

chilearmy123 | 4

#4261849 - Thursday 5 April 2012 8:13

Ohhhhh kk

Swedude | 5

#4262164 - Thursday 5 April 2012 10:11

Nonono, you got it all wrong. OP's father was a snowman.

KunoKanashimi | 3

#4262364 - Thursday 5 April 2012 13:03

In actual terms, rather than slang, snow globes are those glass balls that you shake up and it looksl ike snow is falling inside.

Then there's nads...You couldn't have figured this out on your own?