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SHK519 London, United Kingdom

Today, I started a new blog that I've been planning for weeks. So far, the only comments I've received are a dozen spam links, two people correcting my grammar, and a lady telling me I'm going to burn in hell for calling the Pope a noob. FML

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Hey, I'm the OP. For your information, my grammar was impeccable. The people correcting it were American readers "correcting" stuff such as "colour", "realise", and the usual suspects. As for calling the Pope a noob, it was joking. I was ranting about the Africa situation actually, and I said he's a noob to the real world if he thinks celibacy is going to fix it. Thanks for demonising me, though! Anyone who thinks I deserve to be threatened with eternal hellfire for writing my opinions is stupid. I've shut the thing down until I write more material, because people in general are ******* stupid.

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iBiteRoses 22

Wow, what a fail. Americans (in general, because I am one) can't seem to accept that some English-speaking countries spell words differently... actually I think they were spelled that way before America butchered the language.

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By the way, it's Hell, not hell.....dumbass!

Yeah you are! The pope is a PRO at child molesting!

88sforlife 0

Sounds like ur own fault.

Ha, what a noob

wait...people still blog????

Welcome to the Internet.

shoulda called him a child molester

How's the pope a noob? Must be one weird assed blog!

Ugh, the pope. My god I hate him, I hated all the popes, behind this kindly, otherworldly and so called "man of god" is just another power hungry dictator. I can not even begin to write about the horrid things the Vatican and it's popes have protected

Yes you're right...the pope is a noob. Finally someone gets it XD