Today, I started a new blog that I've been planning for weeks. So far, the only comments I've received are a dozen spam links, two people correcting my grammar, and a lady telling me I'm going to burn in hell for calling the Pope a noob. FML
SHK519 tells us more.
Hey, I'm the OP. For your information, my grammar was impeccable. The people correcting it were American readers "correcting" stuff such as "colour", "realise", and the usual suspects. As for calling the Pope a noob, it was joking. I was ranting about the Africa situation actually, and I said he's a noob to the real world if he thinks celibacy is going to fix it. Thanks for demonising me, though! Anyone who thinks I deserve to be threatened with eternal hellfire for writing my opinions is stupid. I've shut the thing down until I write more material, because people in general are ******* stupid.
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minarae 0
N00b*
iBiteRoses 22
Wow, what a fail. Americans (in general, because I am one) can't seem to accept that some English-speaking countries spell words differently... actually I think they were spelled that way before America butchered the language.
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Skelebitch 0
I hate those grammar Nazis.
ThePope1990 3
It's the Pope here I am no n00b. I served my time in the hitler youth if you don't believe me Google Joseph Aloisius Ratzinger (my real name) and I'm sure it will give you a lot to argue about.
pokemyeyes 23
Wrong pope.
ThePope1990 3
It's the Pope here I am no n00b. I served my time in the hitler youth if you don't believe me Google Joseph Aloisius Ratzinger (my real name) and I'm sure it will give you a lot to argue about.
KatieKupcake4195 9
YDI for using the word "Noob".
Lrs614 3
And you're probably going to get the same reaction here.lol
Friendx2 4
You're an idiot.
ohSNAPyall 27
Welcome to the Internet.
koolkat27 13
YDI for thinking you wouldnt get shit for calling the pope a noob.
challenger15 4
Um you planned a blog for weeks to call the pope a noob
stevenmx86 8
I don't know how any of those would be anything but a Ydi. You should check your grammar, you should expect to get negative comments if you disrespect the pope and you should have Captcha turned on...