Today, I started a new blog that I've been planning for weeks. So far, the only comments I've received are a dozen spam links, two people correcting my grammar, and a lady telling me I'm going to burn in hell for calling the Pope a noob. FML
SHK519 tells us more.
Hey, I'm the OP. For your information, my grammar was impeccable. The people correcting it were American readers "correcting" stuff such as "colour", "realise", and the usual suspects. As for calling the Pope a noob, it was joking. I was ranting about the Africa situation actually, and I said he's a noob to the real world if he thinks celibacy is going to fix it. Thanks for demonising me, though! Anyone who thinks I deserve to be threatened with eternal hellfire for writing my opinions is stupid. I've shut the thing down until I write more material, because people in general are ******* stupid.
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minarae 0
N00b*
iBiteRoses 22
Wow, what a fail. Americans (in general, because I am one) can't seem to accept that some English-speaking countries spell words differently... actually I think they were spelled that way before America butchered the language.
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Comments (239)
noodleyhead 7
well i think calling the pope a noob is hilarious.
skywalkluke85 6
Ok, c'mon, who really says noob? Directed towards the pope no less?
oarisimo 4
You sound like a total tool, OP.
Pandacupcakelove 26
Then stop writing like a douchebag...
v4l_v4l 1
YDI it's a shame you'd been planing a blog for weeks only to call the Pope a noob. Shame on you.
THE_A_TEEN 28
*ahem Comment #69 explains it all.
daxter304 2
But…He is a noob!
ilovefall10 21
Sorry but, you frigging deserve it. I don't care what your excuse is.
THE_A_TEEN 28
You don't care? Who asked You to care in the first place?
lolipop1234_fml 7
I want to see this blog now.
Epsilonyx 15
The pope is only ever a noob in Assassin's Creed!
xDani 3
That woman obviously thought the pope was pr0 l337.