By SHK519 - 25/03/2012 01:07 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I started a new blog that I've been planning for weeks. So far, the only comments I've received are a dozen spam links, two people correcting my grammar, and a lady telling me I'm going to burn in hell for calling the Pope a noob. FML
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SHK519 1

Hey, I'm the OP. For your information, my grammar was impeccable. The people correcting it were American readers "correcting" stuff such as "colour", "realise", and the usual suspects. As for calling the Pope a noob, it was joking. I was ranting about the Africa situation actually, and I said he's a noob to the real world if he thinks celibacy is going to fix it. Thanks for demonising me, though! Anyone who thinks I deserve to be threatened with eternal hellfire for writing my opinions is stupid. I've shut the thing down until I write more material, because people in general are ******* stupid.

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Top comments

iBiteRoses 22

Wow, what a fail. Americans (in general, because I am one) can't seem to accept that some English-speaking countries spell words differently... actually I think they were spelled that way before America butchered the language.

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DrBlack 9

Oh man... I feel your pain on the grammar front.

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Midnightpearls 13

...if you called the Pope a noob in a blog, what did you expect to get as responses?

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afkwarrior 25

You called the Pope a n00b. WOW. That is some cutting edge blogging.

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UmbreonKirby 14

Obviously this guy got double Y Y fakey 720 cross-mapping no-scoped by the Pope. I mean, why else would you call him a noob? Because of the hat?

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VolcanoTheDragon 20

GG dude! Calling the Pope a noob XD wish I'd thought of that one

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xxreikoxx 31

I can see where these comments are going...and not in a good way. :/

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derpyshy 16

I'm a lapsed Catholic (not a fan of organized religion to begin with), but c'mon, think up more creative insults! It's fun!

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magicviper1 15

I never get why old posts like this come to the top... even the author's reply was in 2012...

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gratunka 11

what a noob!... I mean, wow, who would have thought that people would be so crass as to correct another cultures language. Really! Some people's children!

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