Work: Today, I start work in an office, with my mother. FML

By Anonymous - 03/08/2010 06:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I start work in an office, with my mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 00:15 - Brazil - Jacare

Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "mom" while at work. FML

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Today, my mother-in-law became my boss. FML

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Today, my mom was named principal of the school I go to. FML

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By Username - 19/05/2011 15:13

Today, I finally started my dream job. I turned up for work with a huge smile on my face. Imagine how much my face dropped when I saw that I had to share an office with the girl I stood up last weekend. FML

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By McNuggets - 19/08/2023 08:00

Today, I started the job of my dreams, which I’ve spent 20 years trying to get, only to get a call that my mom, who supported me when no one else would or could, went into a coma. I didn’t even get to tell her I started the job. FML

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By lazydude - 17/03/2021 11:01

Today, I got hired and now I have to work. FML

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By Username - 26/09/2011 04:28 - United States

Today, my mother followed me to work to see what I got up to. I'm a fitness instructor in a ground floor gym that has big windows overlooking the street. She stood outside and waved at me for half an hour, while I tried to concentrate on teaching a visibly amused class. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2013 22:25 - Luxembourg

Today, my mother told her friends that I work as a call girl. I'm a call center agent. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML

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By Eternal Servitude - 02/05/2015 16:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML

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SparkleMotion44 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 12:29

oh gees that sux sooo bad *sarcasm*

penny_darling 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 12:31

Boo hoo. I would actually really like to work with my mom.

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janzup77 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 15:47

that dowdy sound so bad xP

Vehicle 1

Tuesday 3 August 2010 15:52

what the heck! I worked in an office with my mom for a good 6 months before I got laid off and I miss it! YDI for being ungrateful.

imhowie 2

Tuesday 3 August 2010 15:55

YDI for applying there if you didn't want to work there. If it's so awful, then keep being a bum with no job.

LexRB 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 15:57

what does op mean

iltby 3

Tuesday 3 August 2010 16:04

Um, okay. How terrible for you?

Hannalea_fml 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 16:07

I love my mom. That would be so amazing! Get the **** over it!

angeljewlz 7

Tuesday 3 August 2010 16:08

a job is a job, be happy you got one a lot of people don't.

Caz_the_Spaz 6

Tuesday 3 August 2010 16:18

awkward...

Hiznacious 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 16:19

you're probably some bitchy 15 year old girl who hates everyone

misfitSuperStar 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 16:21

OP = Original Poster. :)

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