Today, I sprained my ankle trying to prove that I can walk in high heels. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Night on the town
Today, I went out wearing the highest heels I had, but was nervous about falling because I'm such a klutz. I got through the night without any injuries, so I changed into the sneakers I had brought with me to walk home. I tripped right outside my house in my sneakers and broke my ankle. FML
Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML
Today, I sprained my ankle at dance class. No, I wasn't dancing when I did it. I was trying to step off from a small mat so I could go home. FML
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
Today, I twisted my ankle during a round of golf, after trying to do a fancy jumping high five. FML
Today, I sprained my ankle while playing soccer. I still have to walk home. In the rain. FML
Today, my legs were really sore from working out yesterday, so it hurt going down the stairs at work. To avoid the pain, l ignored how stupid I looked and limped down the staircase. When I finally got to the bottom, I hopped off the last step. And twisted my ankle. FML
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
Slipping up
Today, I slipped and sprained my ankle while shopping for a present for my husband, who later came home and tripped over my elevated leg, hurting my ankle again. Now I have an excruciating sprain, and a spouse who's furious at me because, I "shouldn't have tried to surprise him." FML
Today, freshly dumped and at a bar, I focussed my attention on trying to stand in such a way that I looked like an attractive, alluring, confident person. Apparently I forgot how to successfully stand upright and sprained my ankle. FML
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coolboy675 16
I think that's a sign to get off your high horse
TheDragonWarrior 5
Not so high and mighty now are you?
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EvanescenceLuver 12
You're not as bad as me. I actually put a hairline fracture in one of my foot bones from walking in high heels.
doglover100 29
High heels suck.
Jasonf6 0
YDI for thinking you need high heels in the first place. Say hi to the pediatrist for me.
andthepennydrops 6
Screw high heels! Converse are the sh*t! :D
musicmaniac0099 0
Girls have to face reality. Not everyone can walk in heels. And now , you have discovered reality. Hahaha.
kumonsucks 7
Just read your acc name
solosohigh 15
were you drunk? I always seem to think that I'm not drunk until I can't walk in my heels... yeah, don't follow that advice. try some wedges.
wellthatsukx 0
You obviously cannot.
spiritfang11237 16
Honestly I have a hard time walking in heels. I actually fell during graduation because of my wedges. I am guessing you were not on level terrain when you tried to prove them wrong and you tripped.
cashidler 3
Oh it's not that hard I can do it
Sannekee 18
Walking in high heels is something that takes skill. Skill can only be achieved when you build up slowly. Start with low heels and work your way up till you're at the point you'll sprain your ankles in low heels!