Today, I spent two hours making a cake that I'd promised my class for weeks. I boarded the train to school, but soon dozed off. A few minutes later, I awoke with a start and noticed a chunk of the cake missing and a homeless man next to me with frosting around his mouth. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML
Today, I spent hours baking a multi-layered, detailed cake from scratch for my mom's birthday. It took two seconds for my dog to devour the cake while I picked up a spoon I dropped on the floor. FML
Today, I wanted to be nice to my boyfriend and buy him a cake. Not only did I drop it in the bus, when I got home I forgot that I'd put it on my bed, and sat on it. FML
Today, I bought a cake. I then immediately forgot what I was carrying, opened the door to my car, and tossed the bag into the back seat. FML
Today, I woke up early to bake cinnamon rolls for a party. I came home later to find the whole tray spilled onto the floor, most of the rolls eaten, and my dog sitting happily nearby. FML
Today, I volunteered to bring a homemade dessert to a family dinner. I made a cheesecake, decorated it beautifully, and carried it across town on the train. When I arrived, everyone complimented it. Then I realized I'd forgotten the removable bottom of the pan, so the cheesecake was still sitting inside a metal ring and couldn't be served. FML
Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML
Today, I saw my friend's car in front of school. I'd had a bad day and just wanted to talk with her. I got in and sat down, and felt something squish beneath me. Turns out it wasn't actually my friend's car, and I'd just sat on a random woman's cake. FML
Today, someone brought cake to class. Trying to get some attention from the guy I have a crush on, I asked if he wanted my piece of cake. He accepted it, and then offered it to another girl. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I was very happy. When the moment came to blow the candles, all of the decoration on the cake flew off. It had taken an hour to make and set them on the cake. FML
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super3286 14
wow dont fall asleep in public transportation
docscientist 9
The homeless have birthdays too.
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Comments (175)
xxxjj18 2
Time to open up a can of whoop-ass!
sammiesam221 0
i think it was one of the other people who did it. u know maybe he fell asleep on the train and they framed him.
funzcpl 0
ah hahaha. homeless man caught you slippin'
theprey 0
street fight!!!
iheart 0
kay, for all of you that say the OP shouldn't be complaining about feeding a homeless person...well she wasn't feeding him. He STOLE from her after she worked so hard to finally bake that cake. It's not like she's saying "I gave him cake and he took it. fml" I'd feel pretty bad if it happened to me.
DamitaJo79 0
maybe you told him he could have some while you were asleep?
chindelfin 0
how horrible for that to had happen.
cherrycoke789 0
throw the rest of it in his face :D
MostHatedMan 2
Ever heard of covering your cake? You took it on a bus uncovered? Ewwwwww
at1325 0
op would gave given the hobo money if asked only if they are stupid. never give money to those asking for it like that. they say they need food, buy them the food or whatever they need. who knows why they are homeless and what they will spend the money on. there is a "homeless" lady in my town who stands on the streets with signs saying she is starving but ask around enough and you discover she drives away in a new cadillac and has plenty of money just hoards it.