Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Keep your enemies closer
Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Classy
Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
What a coinkydink
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Bad guy
Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML
Some people just want to be caught
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
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crzyry 6
Yoooour "ex" boyfriend?
Darkhumor 0
Team up for double payback!!
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kowthamravi 0
You both should forget him
grigri75 35
you two against him - he's screwed
TheFinnishFlash 5
I bet the OP and the other bitch have been on one date with the dude...
FweakofCydonia 40
Hopefully that was his evil twin....if not, FYL.
Devul143 12
wow... yeah, show her your pic(s) of him and let her do something about it.. after you tell him it isn't working out... funk dat.
venomousflower 24
Small world. Break up with him for sure