Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
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Top comments
crzyry 6
Yoooour "ex" boyfriend?
Darkhumor 0
Team up for double payback!!
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Comments (82)
luuuu20 0
damnnnnn!
kemar7856 0
maybe their twins
NewJoisey 0
zomgfail stfu with the pathetic comments. you lack the ability to get off the internet and maybe, just maybe, see the sun.
bbyb_sara93 0
I'd freakin kill a bitch
Fuckimlazy 0
YDI for dating a douche bag. get a nice guy who won't cheat
CaseAndPoint 0
Don't be stupid, girls date the assholes and douche bags until their biological clock tells them to settle down, then the nice guys come in. I have seen it happen time and time again and from experience I say it sucks.
Maddoctor 10
I'm not dating a douchebag...maybe the OP just has bad taste in guys.
nunnie 0
lmao that's funny, but what are the odds?huh
Laurendorcus 0
As much as I dont usually agree with the whole 'banning together to ruin the dude's life' response...I kinda would be okay with it in this situation. Good luck OP. Sorry your *ex* bf was such an ass.
shizkitt 0
something similar happened to me, but what's worse is that it was my first relationship ever. :/
BritishHobo 0
When I read this FML, I thought 'oh man, maybe you're my girlfriend'. Then I noticed you live in New York. Then I realized I only have one girlfriend. True story. Back on topic, your boyfriend (ex, I hope) is a bell end.
jawtherian 2
hell to the yes 24!