By ChaosFerret - 03/05/2016 20:53 - United States - Eugene

Today, I spent six hours making chicken and black bean chili for a big family gathering. I go to use the restroom. I come back to the pot on the floor with my cat standing in the chili, eating it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 588
You deserved it 2 086

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I think the replacement will be a cat and black bean chilli. FYL op.

And that's why I always locked up my cat in the living room while cooking. I hope for you that the family gathering wasn't ruined

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I think the replacement will be a cat and black bean chilli. FYL op.

And that's why I always locked up my cat in the living room while cooking. I hope for you that the family gathering wasn't ruined

looks like you won't be the only one going to the toilet

Nah I'd say that cat was a determined badass who wanted food no matter the consequences or the rules it broke

Thanksgiving. Turkey had just been pulled out of the oven, sitting on the door. One of the cats braved the still-hot oven door, grabbed the bird, and tried to drag it under the sideboard. I totally feel you here.

My cat stole a raw bratwurst from under the grill. I still haven't forgiven him for the time he made me drop a steak which he ran off with. :<

What a catastrophe!

You made a good pun 12, though it's too big of a word for them to understand or read. Thus the downvotes.

This is why dogs are better. They will spill the chili and then eat it and at least look and feel guilty.

How is that any better?

Because cats won't even show an ounce of remorse. And if you try to punish them by saying "bad cat" they usually just hiss... And pee on your laptop.

#21 the issue isn't whether the animal felt sorry or not it's whether the animal knocks over the food as that's the point of the fml

Was it not hot? How did that poor cat not get burned in the act?

Poor cat? It's the one that knocked the pot over. I hope it was scalding hot.

lmaoo yesss. I hate cats with a burning hatred in my heart.

Hope the other food you had was enough and didn't ruin your event!

5 seconds rule! No problem....