Today, someone misread some details of my dating profile on an...

By Anonymous - 11/05/2019 00:00

Today, someone misread some details of my dating profile on an app and thought I was subtly indicating that I'm a prostitute. In fact, I'm a shy 33-year-old virgin who's never been kissed and has obviously been failing at using dating apps and websites for years. I guess now I know one thing I did wrong. FML

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By ctmoto77 - 24/03/2015 17:09 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I arrived at work to find out someone had signed me up to a dating site. Apparently, my inability to speak to women has reached "boss level". Quite literally, as my boss was the one who signed me up. FML

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Saturday 11 May 2019 1:21

I really want to know the details here.

The_Damned 4

Saturday 11 May 2019 2:13

you really post how easy you are online? haha

Comments

The_Damned 4

Saturday 11 May 2019 1:09

how does one become a 33 yr old virgin? ..

EmDizzle2007 28

Saturday 11 May 2019 1:22

it's really easy. this is one of those "life outside of my walls doesn't exist" comments.

The_Damned 4

Saturday 11 May 2019 2:15

I'm just surprised that people try to get to 50 without being laid. that's beyond me.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 11 May 2019 1:13

Yes, you didn’t post your rates! Rookie mistake.

Burle 17

Saturday 11 May 2019 1:18

What did you write, "party friendly"?

GamerChickxoxo 16

Saturday 11 May 2019 1:21

my roommate and i are both 24 He's a kiss-less virgin I've ****** somewhere around 28 people.god knows how many ive done other stuff with :p From my experience, if you can take the courage to kiss someone,they will probably **** you. and ppl on dating sites will jsut assume that,hell someone on a job posting site thought "day labour" meant i was a prostitute.

The_Damned 4

Saturday 11 May 2019 2:13

you really post how easy you are online? haha

PenguinPal3017 19

Saturday 11 May 2019 1:21

I really want to know the details here.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 11 May 2019 1:35

Handjob: $10 Handjob with lotion: $25 Everything else: Market price

KittyMack 13

Saturday 11 May 2019 5:40

I'm so curious what it was! My guess is she said she likes "generous men" which can be code for "you'll need to pay me" but OP just sincerely finds generosity an endearing character trait...?