By Anonymous - 11/05/2019 00:00

Today, someone misread some details of my dating profile on an app and thought I was subtly indicating that I'm a prostitute. In fact, I'm a shy 33-year-old virgin who's never been kissed and has obviously been failing at using dating apps and websites for years. I guess now I know one thing I did wrong. FML
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PenguinPal3017 19

I really want to know the details here.

you really post how easy you are online? haha

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how does one become a 33 yr old virgin? ..

it's really easy. this is one of those "life outside of my walls doesn't exist" comments.

I'm just surprised that people try to get to 50 without being laid. that's beyond me.

Yes, you didn’t post your rates! Rookie mistake.

What did you write, "party friendly"?

my roommate and i are both 24 He's a kiss-less virgin I've fucked somewhere around 28 people.god knows how many ive done other stuff with :p From my experience, if you can take the courage to kiss someone,they will probably fuck you. and ppl on dating sites will jsut assume that,hell someone on a job posting site thought "day labour" meant i was a prostitute.

you really post how easy you are online? haha

PenguinPal3017 19

I really want to know the details here.

Handjob: $10 Handjob with lotion: $25 Everything else: Market price

I'm so curious what it was! My guess is she said she likes "generous men" which can be code for "you'll need to pay me" but OP just sincerely finds generosity an endearing character trait...?

Sounds like we need some more details on this. I mean how did this happen? Can we see the profile?

I'm extremely confused as to how a shy woman like you could come across as a prostitute. That's just weird.