By Elizabeth Ann - 2/5/2019 14:00
Today, I was at work for almost two hours today before realizing I had marinara sauce on my face. My coworkers didn’t say anything because I’m really clumsy and they figured it was blood, and therefore not unusual. FML
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By  BurnInDemonFire  |  26

That's rough. Co-workers who think you're so clumsy, you walk around covered in blood, and a cat who wakes you up every morning by jumping on your boobs. Although, if your cat is black, it might explain why you're so clumsy. I hope you follow this up, I'm really invested in your day.

By  davidfong  |  14

Your co workers are assholes. But how did you don’t notice feel the Sauce in your face or see it when you passed a reflective surface while working. Better yet why didn’t a customer point it out

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By  BurnInDemonFire  |  26

That's rough. Co-workers who think you're so clumsy, you walk around covered in blood, and a cat who wakes you up every morning by jumping on your boobs. Although, if your cat is black, it might explain why you're so clumsy. I hope you follow this up, I'm really invested in your day.

By  davidfong  |  14

Your co workers are assholes. But how did you don’t notice feel the Sauce in your face or see it when you passed a reflective surface while working. Better yet why didn’t a customer point it out