By Elizabeth Ann - 02/05/2019 14:00

Today, I was at work for almost two hours today before realizing I had marinara sauce on my face. My coworkers didn’t say anything because I’m really clumsy and they figured it was blood, and therefore not unusual. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 33
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That's rough. Co-workers who think you're so clumsy, you walk around covered in blood, and a cat who wakes you up every morning by jumping on your boobs. Although, if your cat is black, it might explain why you're so clumsy. I hope you follow this up, I'm really invested in your day.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36
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You should have taken it off with your finger and then licked it off to freak them out. :D

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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That's rough. Co-workers who think you're so clumsy, you walk around covered in blood, and a cat who wakes you up every morning by jumping on your boobs. Although, if your cat is black, it might explain why you're so clumsy. I hope you follow this up, I'm really invested in your day.

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Susan Yee 9

They think it’s blood? Like on the side of your mouth? That’s not unusual?

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zuckerburg 21
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doubt it was on the side of her mouth, probably on the forehead somewhere

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Charlie Given 25
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Go see a neurologist clumsiness almost always has a medical condition behind it

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zuckerburg 21
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so not are you so self-involved that you don't notice objects around you and claim "I'm clumsy", you also a messy eater because of what I just said? cool

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Taurus_ChicKa 36
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You should have taken it off with your finger and then licked it off to freak them out. :D

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