Today, I was at work for almost two hours today before realizing I had marinara sauce on my face. My coworkers didn’t say anything because I’m really clumsy and they figured it was blood, and therefore not unusual. FML
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
That's rough. Co-workers who think you're so clumsy, you walk around covered in blood, and a cat who wakes you up every morning by jumping on your boobs. Although, if your cat is black, it might explain why you're so clumsy. I hope you follow this up, I'm really invested in your day.
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davidfong
| 14
Your co workers are assholes. But how did you don’t notice feel the Sauce in your face or see it when you passed a reflective surface while working. Better yet why didn’t a customer point it out
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
That's rough. Co-workers who think you're so clumsy, you walk around covered in blood, and a cat who wakes you up every morning by jumping on your boobs. Although, if your cat is black, it might explain why you're so clumsy. I hope you follow this up, I'm really invested in your day.
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davidfong
| 14
Your co workers are assholes. But how did you don’t notice feel the Sauce in your face or see it when you passed a reflective surface while working. Better yet why didn’t a customer point it out
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julfunky
| 29
Not every job involves customers.
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Susan Yee
| 9
They think it’s blood? Like on the side of your mouth? That’s not unusual?
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zuckerburg
| 21
doubt it was on the side of her mouth, probably on the forehead somewhere
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Charlie Given
| 23
Go see a neurologist clumsiness almost always has a medical condition behind it
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zuckerburg
| 21
so not are you so self-involved that you don't notice objects around you and claim "I'm clumsy", you also a messy eater because of what I just said? cool
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Taurus_ChicKa
| 36
You should have taken it off with your finger and then licked it off to freak them out. :D