That's rough. Co-workers who think you're so clumsy, you walk around covered in blood, and a cat who wakes you up every morning by jumping on your boobs. Although, if your cat is black, it might explain why you're so clumsy. I hope you follow this up, I'm really invested in your day.

Your co workers are assholes. But how did you don’t notice feel the Sauce in your face or see it when you passed a reflective surface while working. Better yet why didn’t a customer point it out