By Elizabeth Ann - 02/05/2019 14:00

Today, I was at work for almost two hours today before realizing I had marinara sauce on my face. My coworkers didn’t say anything because I’m really clumsy and they figured it was blood, and therefore not unusual. FML
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That's rough. Co-workers who think you're so clumsy, you walk around covered in blood, and a cat who wakes you up every morning by jumping on your boobs. Although, if your cat is black, it might explain why you're so clumsy. I hope you follow this up, I'm really invested in your day.

Your co workers are assholes. But how did you don’t notice feel the Sauce in your face or see it when you passed a reflective surface while working. Better yet why didn’t a customer point it out

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That's rough. Co-workers who think you're so clumsy, you walk around covered in blood, and a cat who wakes you up every morning by jumping on your boobs. Although, if your cat is black, it might explain why you're so clumsy. I hope you follow this up, I'm really invested in your day.

Your co workers are assholes. But how did you don’t notice feel the Sauce in your face or see it when you passed a reflective surface while working. Better yet why didn’t a customer point it out

Not every job involves customers.

Susan Yee 9

They think it’s blood? Like on the side of your mouth? That’s not unusual?

doubt it was on the side of her mouth, probably on the forehead somewhere

Go see a neurologist clumsiness almost always has a medical condition behind it

so not are you so self-involved that you don't notice objects around you and claim "I'm clumsy", you also a messy eater because of what I just said? cool

You should have taken it off with your finger and then licked it off to freak them out. :D