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That's rough. Co-workers who think you're so clumsy, you walk around covered in blood, and a cat who wakes you up every morning by jumping on your boobs. Although, if your cat is black, it might explain why you're so clumsy. I hope you follow this up, I'm really invested in your day.
doubt it was on the side of her mouth, probably on the forehead somewhere
Go see a neurologist clumsiness almost always has a medical condition behind it
so not are you so self-involved that you don't notice objects around you and claim "I'm clumsy", you also a messy eater because of what I just said? cool
You should have taken it off with your finger and then licked it off to freak them out. :D
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That's rough. Co-workers who think you're so clumsy, you walk around covered in blood, and a cat who wakes you up every morning by jumping on your boobs. Although, if your cat is black, it might explain why you're so clumsy. I hope you follow this up, I'm really invested in your day.
You should have taken it off with your finger and then licked it off to freak them out. :D