Today, I went to the bathroom at work and there was a reed diffuser placed on the tank of the toilet. As I sat down, my hair knocked it off and the reed diffuser landed behind me, spilling the scented oil into my butt crack and vagina, burning me completely. I only had to work 6 more hours. FML
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
You suffered burns, and you decided to finish your shift before going to the hospital? I know it might have been embarrassing to say anything, but I think your boss would have let you go get treated if you had said something.
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melisssa87
| 30
You just open the door to your bosses office and tell him your vagina is on fire
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
You suffered burns, and you decided to finish your shift before going to the hospital? I know it might have been embarrassing to say anything, but I think your boss would have let you go get treated if you had said something.
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TumblrweedPasses
| 11
Did you try to stealthily wash the worst off with wet tissue??
Should've told your boss and gone for medical attention
Or tell them later so some poor other soul doesn't feel the wrath of the minge burning oils
Should've told your boss and gone for medical attention
Or tell them later so some poor other soul doesn't feel the wrath of the minge burning oils
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ojosRojos
| 27
That’s when you say, “I have to go, it’s an emergency.” No details necessary, but you could bring in a doctor’s note at a later time. Hope you heal quickly and properly!
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melisssa87
| 30
You just open the door to your bosses office and tell him your vagina is on fire
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manb91uk
| 22
Just make sure his boyfriend isn't blowing him barefoot first!
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
So that's what Kings of Leon meant! I've spent years wondering what the fuck those douchebags were warbling about!
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chosha_fml
| 25
The oil in a reed diffuser isn’t hot and at that angle couldn’t possibly have reached your vagina.
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MATTY2512
| 15
I assume it was a chemical burn, not temperature burn.
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seasonedtoast
| 19
The butt crack would have funnelled it straight into her lady parts.
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chosha_fml
| 25
Not at that angle. Gravity doesn’t work that way.
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chosha_fml
| 25
I was curious and checked. The only warning on reed diffusers about the oil is “do not ingest.”
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
Proximity does.
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Squidgegg
| 4
I think they mean vulva then.
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Charlie Given
| 21
Some people do heat the diffuser oil but also if there was something like peppermint oil in there that will burn intimate areas
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chosha_fml
| 25
Maybe, yeah. Weird to heat the oil when reed diffusers are usually a good replacement when you don’t want to leave a candle unattended.
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Vicky Mackaness
| 2
Don't think I want to know how it went into your vagina.