FML : Today, I went to the bathroom at work and there was a reed diffuser placed on the tank of the toilet. As I sat down, my hair knocked it off and the reed...

Today, I went to the bathroom at work and there was a reed diffuser placed on the tank of the toilet. As I sat down, my hair knocked it off and the reed diffuser landed behind me, spilling the scented oil into my butt crack and vagina, burning me completely. I only had to work 6 more hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By shinymcface - / Monday 19 November 2018 14:00 /

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By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7717025 - Wednesday 31 October 2018 18:21

You suffered burns, and you decided to finish your shift before going to the hospital? I know it might have been embarrassing to say anything, but I think your boss would have let you go get treated if you had said something.

By melisssa87 | 30

#7725590 - Monday 19 November 2018 14:32

You just open the door to your bosses office and tell him your vagina is on fire

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By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7717025 - Wednesday 31 October 2018 18:21

By TumblrweedPasses | 11

#7725587 - Monday 19 November 2018 14:28

Did you try to stealthily wash the worst off with wet tissue??
Should've told your boss and gone for medical attention
Or tell them later so some poor other soul doesn't feel the wrath of the minge burning oils

By ojosRojos | 23

#7725588 - Monday 19 November 2018 14:29

That’s when you say, “I have to go, it’s an emergency.” No details necessary, but you could bring in a doctor’s note at a later time. Hope you heal quickly and properly!