Today, I spent five minutes waiting by a stop sign. The two cars in front of me were taking a long time to move, so I began beeping and getting angry. Turns out, these cars were parked and I was holding up a line of traffic. FML
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Today, I was in a hurry to get to work. I pulled impatiently behind a long line of cars to make a right hand turn. I sat there for 5 minutes. Turns out there wasn't a line to make a right hand turn. I had been waiting behind a line of parked cars. FML
Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML
Today, I was waiting in line for breakfast at the McDonald's drive-thru. After getting so fed up that the line hadn't budged for 10 mins, I pulled out of the line, only to realize I was waiting behind 2 parked cars that were just to the left of the drive-thru lane. FML
Today, I pulled up to an intersection behind a car waiting to turn left and we missed a whole set of lights. As I was getting frustrated that they weren’t going when the light was green, I realised I was waiting behind a parked car. FML
Today, I was first in line at a stoplight. After five minutes, with a line of cars behind me, the light was still red. People behind me started honking, so I decided to just go. Halfway across the way, I was greeted by a camera flash. Nobody else went. FML
Today, I got really annoyed waiting for a bus that was supposed to come every 10 minutes. After a few minutes of waiting, I realized the "bus stop" was really a no parking sign. FML
Today, I got stuck in traffic and angrily honked at the car in front of me. Then I realized it was a hearse. FML
Today, my car horn got some sort of short and started beeping every 20 seconds or so. On the way to get it fixed, I got stuck in bumper to bumper traffic. Behind a cop car. FML
Today, I was sitting at a traffic light when a cute girl appeared at the side of the road. I sat and watched her until she had crossed, when I realised that I had missed the light. A large queue of cars had built up behind me, yet none of them used their horn because I was driving my police car. FML
Today, I was stuck in what I thought was traffic on my way home from work. I started weaving in and out of traffic because it seemed to only be a few cars holding up the line. I get to the front of the line and I'd realized I just weaved through a funeral procession. FML
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Johnaldo 3
And you couldn't see that no one was in the cars?
glitchedgamer 0
YDI for not seeing there were no drivers. Not to mention I doubt these cars were parked in the middle of the road...
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Comments (101)
fizzy_fml 0
lmfao! oh the irony!
oarisimo 4
5 min??? I hope you're exaggerating
rakume 0
you must be a chick cuz I couldnt believe a guy would be this ******** of a driver
opalitepetals 0
100ft? where on earth do you live? where im from it's one car length at a stop sign and all the way to the corner at an intersection controlled by traffic lights.
opalitepetals 0
OP get off the road. i bet you are one of those people who honk at cars that stop for pedestrians/the other traffic on the road because you are in too much of a hurry to realize what is happening in front of you. ugh!!
drewhg 0
idiot
Darnie 0
typical woman driver? just jokin', girlies
Justincolon22 15
wow see it was your fault after all, Ha.
Boobles89 9
You're ******* retarded. DERP!
sami6_fml 0
usually theres a line for parked cars and a line for cars that are driving, was there traffic in the other lane too or were the people in the cars just as stupid and got in ur lane? lmaao.