Today, I spent 6 hours on an airplane next to an alcoholic Pink Floyd fanatic. I must've drifted off because when I took a trip to the bathroom I noticed that my pant leg that had been closest to the drunk man was soaking wet. I returned to my seat. He was on his side, facing me. I smelt the wet spot. Not beer. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML
Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked in on me wiping my butt. That person just so happened to be the stranger I was sitting next to. It was an 8 hour flight. FML
Today, I'm on a 14-hour flight, stuck next to a large man whose rancid body odor is eclipsed only by his constant flatulence, which he loudly blames on me every time. On my other side is his friend who laughs like a moose at everything. There are no empty seats and no-one will trade with me. FML
Today, a man came by with a large drink and sat next to me in the bus terminal. In all his wisdom, he tried setting it between the seats. Naturally, it spilled all over me. I now have to sit with a soaked pair of pants and a wet carry on from Nashville to Atlanta. The bus trip is 5 hours long. FML
Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML
Today, I boarded my flight and sat next to a man. I told him I had hoped he was a hot woman and he concurred. He said at least I wasn't obese and I replied "At least you aren't smelly". Minutes later I realize he had the most disgusting foot odour ever... the barefoot kind. I suffered for 11 hours. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus and when I woke up, I found out that I missed my stop by ten stops and I was on the last bus of the night. And, to make matters worse, a drunk hobo was sitting next to me with a beer in one hand and was rubbing my leg with the other. FML
Today, the line for the bathroom on my flight was so long that the passenger next to me couldn't hold it any longer, so he just let it all loose in his pants. FML
Today, I was on a 12-hour transatlantic flight. I asked the flight attendant where the rancid smell was coming from. The guy sitting next to me started laughing, saying, "Sorry, something I ate is not agreeing with me." This was hour one of the flight. FML
Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML
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saintice23 0
Just don't blame this one on Pink Floyd. They don't support peeing your pants.
Fyre46 0
All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
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Comments (47)
skiBOAT 0
What does Pink Floyd have to do with this? Don't blame them, they're beautiful people.
Fyre46 0
All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
friscosoonerkid 3
If I could this comment would get ten likes from me.
Darrus 0
All in all it's just another dick with no balls.
burnnnydi 0
^ WIN
aurasaura 0
bloodhound gang !! =)
fuktrolls 0
u ****** prick ritalin boy idk if ur trollin or what but if ur not ur the kind of ppl that r ******* up the world now stuck up religious pricks so self righteous that u cant sit next to a "lowlife" ppl who have no money r not lowlifes u ****** dick they r ppl like u who think u r better than everyone else cuz "god has blessed u" **** u
lifesneutral2002 6
at least use some correct grammar. I think you're the real lowlife here who's trying to make people think that lowlifes are okay. They're not, hense the name LOWLIFE.
DecayDance_fml 0
This has gotta' be fake. They don't let drunk people on planes unless they sober up before takeoff. He would have been made to drink some coffee in the café or something.
myndilou 3
coffee doesn't sober u up....
sdroze1389 31
eh I don't remember flying 1000 miles recently. I think they turn the other way more often than not. maybe it's different elsewhere though.
yumsters 0
who's Pink Floid?????
guitarbeast 22
Ur a dumbass
friscosoonerkid 3
Go to this link and join humanity http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=328WhjAXpcs
lauraxcupcake 12
noone cares about pink floyd. its a dumb band for um... creeps.
supremes1997 0
okay I get it now that sucks drink ppl should NOT be able to take a plain ride or have an extra seat in the back
zac15 0
jews
spinmeroun 0
alcoholics-good pink Floyd-amazing I don't see what you're complaining about. Lol
WJCool 0
yumsters u dumbass its a really famous band idiot. PINK FLOYD