Today, I sneezed while I was in the middle of getting a root canal. I managed to warn the dentist that I was going to sneeze, but he didn't manage to get the tools out of my mouth in time. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, while at work, a sneeze snuck up on me. Ever sneeze so violently your fake tooth shoots into the cubicle across from you? FML
Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML
Today, I sneezed while brushing my teeth and ended up with toothpaste in my eye. I haven't been able to see clearly for two hours. FML
Today, I've been having really bad seasonal allergies. I was at work, and feeling just about to sneeze for at least a full minute, but thought I could stop it. A customer came up to me, I opened my mouth to greet her… but instead sneezed right in her face. Several seconds before my addled brain caught up. FML
Today, after having to get the front filling on my tooth fixed five times, the dentist finally decided to give me a crown. While waiting for the permanent to be made, I had a temporary one put in. This one fell out five times. The final time, I actually sneezed it out. FML
Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML
Today, I was in a meeting when I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in to avoid making a noise. Instead, I ended up sneeze-imploding so hard that I accidentally farted at the same time. The entire room went silent. FML
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML
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Top comments
zombicidal 11
so you took a drill to the uvula
DocBastard 40
The dentist had his "tool" in your mouth? I've never heard of fellatio being referred to as a "root canal" before.
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Comments (105)
nic7973 23
its like taking an arrow to the knee, but in your mouth!
Zomg_Okay 27
Originality, I like that. /sarcasm
nic7973 23
and your sarcasm value added a grand total of NOTHING! wanker...
Zomg_Okay 27
There was nothing to add too, so of course I didn't add anything. All you did was take the most annoying, overused meme in existence and demonstrate exactly why it is the most annoying, overused meme in existence.
GoW_Chick 15
Reminds me about the old horror film about a dentist, makes me cringe when I'm in the chair and the dentist is poking around, even though my dentist is a really nice guy, but it's always the nice ones you have to look out for. >.>
zombicidal 11
be like in little shop of horrors with the sadistic dentist and the masochistic patient "get out of my clinic you sick freak"
sweetzombie88 0
Dr. Giggles?!
SignUpisntcool 3
Ouch! But it could be worse , you could have got an arrow to the knee .
SignUpisntcool 3
There's you a mouthful! Sorry ,I just had to.
sammyscrazza 6
Mmmm boner
Epichearts 2
Ive never been to the denist -.-
crazyblackchick 0
Dude, you totally got drilled in the mouth.
sidkenney 0
Then what happened
flockz 20
well then of course OP and the dentist got married. OP was attracted to the kindness of the dentist while the dentist was attracted to OP's lack of a gag reflex. then they went back to the dentist's cardboard box, had freaky monkey sex, and the dentist made OP plump with his seed. nine months later, a young boy was born, whose only mission was to kill and exterminate any and all FML commenters who make dumb comments. the people praised the young boy and made a statue out of him, made of their own fecal matter. then i went back on to the internet and continued giggling at LOLcats.
RoseCrystal 17
I had a root canal and the thought of that....oh dear god *faints*
eilonwylovegood 8
Ouch I just had a root canal and it sucked. I thought it would be way worse though.
Llama_Face89 34
I take it you didn't sneeze.