Today, I sneezed incredibly hard while eating a granola bar. 5 hours later, it's still hellishly painful to swallow. Please kill me. FML
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Tripartita 45
Alright, I've got gunshot, lethal injection—oh, and a rather fantastic deal on death by flamethrower. What'll it be, OP?
derpyshy 16
I've done that. No clue what causes it. Drink something warm (cocoa, cider, tea), it'll help.
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Comments (45)
nphill82 21
It's probably cancer
Sora_McKain 36
No, it's obviously lupus.
GetUhome 12
oh canada ;) i love you
coortaknee 15
Granola bars always attack, beware
DonkeyKongDaddy 13
thats gotta hurt
kharwood1208 14
use some saline nose spray, you must have some still in your sinuses. thats sucks.
not_emo_kid666 16
So I've noticed you live somewhere around where I live. Where is your house. I will kill you for you.
Techwizard810 0
One day, I was eating Cocoa Krispies, when I projectile vomited in the middle of swallowing it. It went up my nose, and I kept gagging, trying to get it out (my tongue is really long, so I can move it up where my mucus is).
eggfriend22 4
Getting stuff stuck between your esophagus and your nasal cavity is the worst. I recommend either inhaling really hard or using a neti pot. Not sure how good the neti pot would be in this scenerio though.
SailorSolaris 43
This will sound gross, but try blowing your nose. I've had the same problem, and it usually comes out the nose. Just be prepared for possible pain.
davo_ib_local 14
Uh?? You said "hellishly" so you're fired.