Kids and School: Baby steps

Baby steps

By Anonymous - 24/08/2018 13:00

Today, my class got baby dolls for the week to teach us how to be good parents. After school, I went to the store with my mom with the baby doll. When I got home, I realized that I left the baby doll in a shopping cart. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 23/10/2010 06:47 - United States

Today, for my Teen Living class, all the students got a fake baby. In order to stop the baby from crying, you have to use the bracelet they provide. I lost the bracelet. I have the baby all weekend. FML

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By failbaby - 02/06/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, I heard a baby crying while I was walking down the street. I walked around until I found it. In a dumpster. I immediately called the cops, completely freaking out. When the cops came, they pulled the baby out of the dumpster. It was a plastic baby doll. FML

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By Thatguynoonelikes - 29/09/2015 13:21 - United States - Mansfield

Today, I was babysitting a couple of kids. I'd spent time with them before, so I brought my video game console to play with them. I forgot to take it home with me. They soon sold it to another kid for $10. FML

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By ireallylikecats - 22/04/2015 13:31 - United States

Today, I saw a lady with a stroller in the park. She stopped at the water fountain and got a drink, then left without her baby. I ran to the stroller and started rolling it after her. Two grown men attacked me, accusing me of trying to steal said baby. Turns out it was a baby doll. FML

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Mix up

By Anonymous - 13/04/2012 21:10 - United States - York

Today, I picked up my daughter from preschool. Her teacher handed me her nap blankets and mentioned there was an extra article of clothing I might want to take home. I looked in-between the blankets and saw a pair of my giant granny panties that had gotten mixed in with her stuff. FML

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Good samaritan

By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 23:32 - Antigua and Barbuda

Today, I passed a car, and heard a baby crying in the back seat. It was hot and no one was around. All the doors were locked so I broke it with a rock, cutting my arm and setting the alarm off. Only to find out that it was a realistic baby doll. I have to get 7 stitches and pay for the window. FML

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The definition of irony

By Rastaa_Reyes - 16/05/2019 23:52

Today, I went to Wal-Mart with my mom. She kept telling me to put my keys away so I wouldn't lose them. After a few times, I got annoyed and yelled at her. When we got back to her house, I realized I'd lost my keys. FML

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Forgetful

By Jane - 02/03/2024 12:00 - Switzerland

Today, I woke up unusually early for an appointment and got ready real quick. Only after passing the front door did I realize I had forgotten my sleeping baby inside. FML

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HOW VERY DARE YOU?

By Fear of the unflushed…for life, the sentencing. - 10/06/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, I pooped in a drug store bathroom but forgot to flush. I left to go find my mom and found her in the toy section. I guess after I had walked away oblivious, a woman had walked into the bathroom behind me and found the kids I'd abandoned. She then came and found my mom and me, then yelled at me. FML

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Dark humor

By Anonymous - 14/07/2021 04:01

Today, whilst I was setting up a room for a paediatric first aid course, some of the students arrived. At that precise moment I dropped one of the dolls, and for whatever reason, the first words out of my mouth were, "Oops, I killed the baby." Death glares ensued very quickly. FML

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ragnarok1540 39

Friday 24 August 2018 13:29

In high school sex-ed class (many years ago ... ) we had to carry an egg in a basket to represent a baby for 2 weeks. The first thing I did when I got home was to boil the egg to make it more resistant to “injuries”. I wonder if that works with real babies ... 🤔🤔🤔

BurnInDemonFire 33

Friday 17 August 2018 2:21

Don't worry too much. There's probably at least two guys in your class that will have spent the week using their dolls as footballs.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Friday 17 August 2018 2:21

Don't worry too much. There's probably at least two guys in your class that will have spent the week using their dolls as footballs.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 25 August 2018 0:18

Jocks are the worst.

CharlesEmersonW 31

Friday 24 August 2018 13:27

This is the silliest parenting "test" possible. The only thing that gets you ready for parenthood is just that.... becoming a parent. Anyone who thinks otherwise is just full of it

real life problems 26

Friday 24 August 2018 21:13

Yes let's practice on a real child to realise how many are unfit parents. Dumbass

CharlesEmersonW 31

Friday 24 August 2018 21:16

you're obviously too limited to understand what i was saying. nor are you a parent. also watch your language

Gabbz737 12

Friday 22 January 2021 22:58

babysitting sorta prepares you for Parenthood...but nothing compares to being a full time parent.

ragnarok1540 39

Friday 24 August 2018 13:29

Lyshan 10

Saturday 25 August 2018 16:10

Hm i'd call that vaccination.

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Saturday 25 August 2018 16:49

And your teacher didn't fail you for the assignment? I've known people who did that type of lesson and at the end the teacher deliberately smashed the eggs just to verify people hadn't done that. If they had they were failed as having killed the baby whenever they decided to boil it.

1gullible_bugger 33

Saturday 25 August 2018 21:16

Hahaha this made me crack up..

Charlie Given 26

Friday 24 August 2018 15:05

Many years ago in home at class in high school they gave us electronic baby dolls that would cry, pee and poop randomly and we had to keep them for a week it sucked 😒

ThrottleJockey 35

Friday 24 August 2018 15:19

At least you didn't leave it in a hot car.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 24 August 2018 15:42

I’ve got some good news and some bad news: Bad news: You’re too negligent to be a parent. The good news: You invented “reverse shoplifting!”

I can't stand leg puns! 22

Friday 24 August 2018 19:40

Booooooooooooooooooooo!

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Friday 24 August 2018 17:09

don't have kids nuff said

Mungolikecandy 19

Friday 24 August 2018 18:59

More an FML if you ever spawn.

julfunky 29

Friday 24 August 2018 21:32

I never understood how someone could leave anything in a shopping cart. Step one: Put purchased items in cart Step two: Remove items from cart and put into car Do you not look into the cart to make sure you grabbed all of your items?