Baby steps

By Anonymous - 24/08/2018 13:00

Today, my class got baby dolls for the week to teach us how to be good parents. After school, I went to the store with my mom with the baby doll. When I got home, I realized that I left the baby doll in a shopping cart. FML
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In high school sex-ed class (many years ago ... ) we had to carry an egg in a basket to represent a baby for 2 weeks. The first thing I did when I got home was to boil the egg to make it more resistant to “injuries”. I wonder if that works with real babies ... 🤔🤔🤔

Don't worry too much. There's probably at least two guys in your class that will have spent the week using their dolls as footballs.

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Don't worry too much. There's probably at least two guys in your class that will have spent the week using their dolls as footballs.

Jocks are the worst.

This is the silliest parenting "test" possible. The only thing that gets you ready for parenthood is just that.... becoming a parent. Anyone who thinks otherwise is just full of it

Yes let's practice on a real child to realise how many are unfit parents. Dumbass

you're obviously too limited to understand what i was saying. nor are you a parent. also watch your language

babysitting sorta prepares you for Parenthood...but nothing compares to being a full time parent.

In high school sex-ed class (many years ago ... ) we had to carry an egg in a basket to represent a baby for 2 weeks. The first thing I did when I got home was to boil the egg to make it more resistant to “injuries”. I wonder if that works with real babies ... 🤔🤔🤔

Hm i'd call that vaccination.

And your teacher didn't fail you for the assignment? I've known people who did that type of lesson and at the end the teacher deliberately smashed the eggs just to verify people hadn't done that. If they had they were failed as having killed the baby whenever they decided to boil it.

Hahaha this made me crack up..

Many years ago in home at class in high school they gave us electronic baby dolls that would cry, pee and poop randomly and we had to keep them for a week it sucked 😒

At least you didn't leave it in a hot car.

I’ve got some good news and some bad news: Bad news: You’re too negligent to be a parent. The good news: You invented “reverse shoplifting!”

Booooooooooooooooooooo!

don't have kids nuff said

Mungolikecandy 19

More an FML if you ever spawn.

I never understood how someone could leave anything in a shopping cart. Step one: Put purchased items in cart Step two: Remove items from cart and put into car Do you not look into the cart to make sure you grabbed all of your items?

Helmut Arias Rodriguez 21

This is why I will never have kids