Today, I sneezed incredibly hard while eating a granola bar. 5 hours later, it's still hellishly painful to swallow. Please kill me. FML
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Tripartita 45
Alright, I've got gunshot, lethal injection—oh, and a rather fantastic deal on death by flamethrower. What'll it be, OP?
derpyshy 16
I've done that. No clue what causes it. Drink something warm (cocoa, cider, tea), it'll help.
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Comments (45)
fuckfuckityfuck 16
Remember that spitters are quitters!
silky_mitts 11
Wouldn't wana be in front of that sneeze
becca1998 22
Maybe try drinking something soothing? Idk hope it gets better
UhHuhHoney 20
Hot tea might be helpful.
GeorgiaBea 28
Warm salt water gargle, to dislodge any particles still stuck, then tea with lemon and honey. Good luck!
TeasinDaNoobs 16
This happened to a friend of mine. A piece of food was buried or stuck in his esophagus wall and doctors had to surgically remove it. Go get it checked out with a doctor OP!
andrmac 25
Well at least it didn't get lodged in you nose!
brenton490 19
Look at the flowers OP look at the flowers .
Devtyro 14
Trying drinking some lemon juice!
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
Gesundheit.