Miscellaneous: Today, I sliced my finger on a frozen chicken cutlet. FML - FML

By Anonymous - 21/11/2015 21:12 - United States - Rockville

Today, I sliced my finger on a frozen chicken cutlet. FML

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Same thing different taste

By figgy - 29/11/2010 10:46 - United States

Today, I was working in a deli when I cut more meat than I intended; I basically removed my fingerprint via the deli slicer. FML

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By 5p4571k - 25/05/2014 17:35 - Canada - Chilliwack

Today, I was cooking dinner for my children, managing for once not to screw up and hurt myself. Then, while chopping vegetables, I accidentally sliced my finger open. The same finger that was still covered in juice from a lemon I'd just squeezed. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, as I was putting groceries away, I went to open my freezer door which randomly gets stuck by giving it a good tug, and a frozen hamburger fell on my right foot. My right foot, which is currently healing from a sprain I got a couple days ago. FML

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By freakingow - 14/02/2010 18:05 - United States

Today, I opened the freezer for some Poptarts and a giant block of meat fell and broke my toe. FML

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Put it away

By Anonymous - 27/10/2019 22:00

Today, I managed to cut myself twice with a Swiss army knife. Stabbed in one hand and sliced a finger on the other. Good to know it's super sharp. FML

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By cheeseless - 11/08/2016 20:47 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I sprained my wrist while trying to grate a block of frozen cheese. FML

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Getting a head start on the Halloween look

By Ouch - 26/10/2019 22:00

Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML

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Large spread

By Anonymous - 07/05/2023 06:00

Today, as I went to put a portion of a rotisserie chicken in the microwave, the rest of the chicken slid off the counter. I instinctively tried to catch it with my foot, which resulted in me punting it into the kitchen ceiling fan. FML

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Not my day, is it?

By ouch. - 10/12/2018 09:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML

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Gammon

By Anonymous - 24/10/2022 06:00

Today, while demonstrating our new meat slicer at work, and after sharpening the blade at the end of the demonstration, I noticed some metal powder. I grabbed a rag to wipe it off, not realizing the blade was still in the “open” position. I now have six stitches and a really painful finger. FML

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Mynamewontfi 40

Sunday 22 November 2015 12:05

Well, the cutlet lives up to its name.

derpyshy 16

Sunday 22 November 2015 12:19

Make sure to wash up with lots of antibacterial soap. I work in grocery and have cut myself on bagged ice multiple times. Shit's like bagged glass. Hope you heal up quick.

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olpally 32

Sunday 22 November 2015 15:47

Really???? Smh..

krazyelliot 14

Sunday 22 November 2015 15:51

Chicken's last revenge!!!

Matttis 7

Sunday 22 November 2015 15:56

Revenge of the Poultry

snydeeli000 27

Sunday 22 November 2015 16:54

If you start feeling sick make sure to go to your doctor(:

vice_13 2

Sunday 22 November 2015 17:36

You should have had some lightly fried fish fillets.

FanofGames 9

Sunday 22 November 2015 17:49

I did the same with beef tongue T_T

KaidensCrow 18

Sunday 22 November 2015 21:39

tbh i cant think of a sharp edge on a beef tongue to get cut on xD

lazrguideddonut 3

Sunday 22 November 2015 19:01

Is your mom the government?

millie14225 31

Sunday 22 November 2015 20:35

Wow, you are worse off than me!

Spencer_40 14

Sunday 22 November 2015 21:14

How the **** did you manage that

guppygoddess 13

Monday 23 November 2015 1:01

It's worse for the chicken...

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