Intimacy: Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents....

By ali grace - 14/05/2011 11:15 - United States

Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML

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Saturday 14 May 2011 16:11

Come out of your room and walk past whistling with your hands in your pocket.

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TFNLbosox 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 17:15

time to tell daddy

lovecookie1 1

Saturday 14 May 2011 17:16

aw im so sorry that sux balls!

skrump 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 16:43

literally

krysxkatastrophe 14

Saturday 14 May 2011 17:20

Ouch! Confront her? That's what I would do.

dabom392 4

Saturday 14 May 2011 17:20

haha, boner alert

WitchyArmyWife00 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 17:21

protein shot?

twinmixed 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 17:24

really hope your telling your dad

Pigpen181 3

Saturday 14 May 2011 17:30

Maybe she's acually not cheating on "Your Dad".

aardvarkish 16

Saturday 14 May 2011 21:18

Deep

maryburnsgreen 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 17:33

tell your dad duh.

AttucisFinch 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 17:40

That sucks your mom's a *****

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Saturday 14 May 2011 17:41

Hoe ass mom

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