Intimacy: Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents....

By ali grace - 14/05/2011 11:15 - United States

Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2013 16:26 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, my mom let me stay home from school, because I was sick. We both agreed not to tell my dad, since he's adamant that I never miss even one day of school. A few hours after my mom left for work, he came back home, with another woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2018 01:30

Today, I decided to not hang in the library after school like I usually do. When I got home, I found my father cheating on my mother with my girlfriend, who said she was gay. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 18:08 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2022 02:00

Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML

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By yourstruly - 11/02/2010 19:40 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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By dentistrygirl - 03/05/2012 19:41 - United States

Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML

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Freuding intensifies

By toomanypills - 26/03/2022 17:00 - United States - Easton

Today, I'm in 12th grade and came home from school to find out my mother had someone over to have sex while I was at school. She's not had sex my whole life, so the uncomfortable feeling it gave me is different than anything I've felt before. She's been single by the way. FML

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The dead of the night

By Anonymous - 20/02/2024 13:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I caught my mom and her boyfriend fucking in their room at night, all because I wanted to go to the bathroom. FML

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Saturday 14 May 2011 16:11

Come out of your room and walk past whistling with your hands in your pocket.

sterlingarcher 1

Saturday 14 May 2011 16:08

omg that really sucks!!!

Comments

Badshah29 6

Saturday 14 May 2011 16:53

Join in!!!!!!!!!!!!

TFNLbosox 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 17:19

agreeable

angelwing701 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 19:49

that's just sick

SkunksNovel 7

Sunday 15 May 2011 7:14

just wrong... damn wrong. >:C

Badshah29 6

Sunday 15 May 2011 19:40

maybe, but wat her mom did is just as bad

MaDoG1418 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 0:32

Not even, he would be having sex with his own mother while she had sex with two men, neither of which being her husband, one of which being her own flesh and blood. Just because she's committing adultery doesn't mean they should incest as well.

Badshah29 6

Thursday 19 May 2011 20:16

well seeing as OP was 2 chicken 2 confront her, i assumed OP was a girl, so was refering 2 her 2 have sex with him, which wouldnt be as wrong as no cheating on husband involved. i didnt even mention incest :p

shelbee1996 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 0:35

eeeewww wtf is wrong wiv u

biebersshawty999_fml 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 16:56

omfg i cant believe that happened that to you. if it was me i wouldve just went to the living room and confronted her for it. i feel so bad for you

stevenmx86 7

Saturday 14 May 2011 16:57

Anonymous notes are your friend

JacindasaurXD 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 5:04

Jersey Shore Style Haha:)

destinyo_ox 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 16:59

Alllrightt

ScuseMePrincess 2

Saturday 14 May 2011 17:01

This is a true FML. Confront your mom first and tell her that if she doesn't confess to your dad first, you'll tell him yourself. Good luck, OP. I know you might be tempted to sweep it under the rug, but adultery is serious, and if you love your dad, you'll understand that he needs to know what's going on.

gemzroxya 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 1:20

my thoughts egxactly :)

BAMF519 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 17:01

call ur dad nd tell him theres an emergency at home

nucky_fml 5

Saturday 14 May 2011 17:08

Tomorrow while everyone is having breakfast(assuming they eat breakfast as a family) ask your parents how their day went. Then after your mom answers jump out of your seat and slam your hands on the table and say "Liar!" And proceed to walk out leaving it awkward between them