Miscellaneous: Today, I set up a camera in my kitchen to see who was stealing...

By Pimp-Daddy - 21/07/2009 14:55 - Canada

Today, I set up a camera in my kitchen to see who was stealing my cookies. Turns out my mom had her boyfriend over. Good news, the cookies are safe. Bad news, I now have something recorded that I never wanted to see in my life. FML

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By couch_potato - 28/03/2013 07:53

Today, I finished installing remote access CCTV cameras around my house due to the high rate of burglaries around my neighborhood. I turn it on to see my teenage son rubbing one out on the couch. FML

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MaddieMonster 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 20:09

black mail? "stop stealing my cookies or this will be on the internet!"

always_his 2

Tuesday 21 July 2009 20:13

Why wouldn't you just hide the cookies? Is a camera really necessary for some COOKIES? FYL for what you witnessed though.

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thelonelylurker 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 23:32

So who stole the cookies?

zee209 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 23:46

Oh jeez, seriously? A camera?! How old are you? YDI for being childish.

plexico 3

Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:00

You need to rent "Bad Santa" with Billy Bob Thornton.

Thoureau 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:09

If you did find the perp, would you have yelled "Who told you you could eat my cookies?" followed by "Put that cookie down... NOW!"?

noshitsherlock 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:07

HAHAHA I LOVE YOU. Yeah, who eats someone's chocolate from their room (esp. around Christmas, that's dick!) while they're sleeping?!

zilkon 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:33

ummm.... send it to me?

GatorBites 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 2:25

Sell it on the Internet and spend the money on cookies.

noonecaresurfat 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 2:37

what are you the ******* cookie monster you were that worried about it. ydi x1000

iknowyou 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 4:16

maybe they were weed cookies? otherwise YDI for being paranoid

DangerousBabee 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 4:18

LMAO xD I Laughed so hard..not exactly at the FML itself,but the "i wanted to see who was stealing my cookies" part ROFL xD

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