Work, Sex, Awkward and Injury: Tippi Hedren - FML

Tippi Hedren

By Anonymous - 12/07/2022 06:00 - Australia

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Today, my boss noticed some scratches on my shoulder and joked about how I must "like it rough". That's not a problem, we have a friendly working relationship. The problem is that I haven't had sex in nearly three years. The scratches are from my bird's claws. FML

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RichardPencil 30

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Tuesday 12 July 2022 13:26

Maybe you haven't had sex with a human in three years, but I don't even want to know about what goes on with you and that bird.

SirEnigM0nk 22

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Tuesday 12 July 2022 18:05

I'm imagining her bird singing "WAP" by Cardi B.

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RichardPencil 30

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Tuesday 12 July 2022 13:26

Maybe you haven't had sex with a human in three years, but I don't even want to know about what goes on with you and that bird.

SirEnigM0nk 22

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Tuesday 12 July 2022 18:05

I'm imagining her bird singing "WAP" by Cardi B.

TomeDr 24

Wednesday 13 July 2022 12:13

Regardless of what kind of relationship you have, that’s still something a boss should NEVER say to an employee.

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