Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got an alert from Facebook that it was my very popular and attractive classmate's birthday. I decided to be sweet and write "Happy birthday" on her wall, only to notice it wasn't there a few minutes later. I rewrote it again and it disappeared. After three attempts, I took the hint. FML
Today, I was trying to find my first message on Facebook. As I was reaching the bottom, I saw a message from my old crush. It contained a paragraph confessing her love for me and asking me to write back. Don't know how I missed that one. FML
Today, I spent hours delicately writing out what seemed to be a beautiful poem to my girlfriend. After I sent it to her, I kept eyeing my phone to see her surprised message. No, the only response I got was, "You may want to use a spellcheck." FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, I got my first Facebook friend request in 4 months. I also got a message in my inbox. The message said: "Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Just ignore my friend request." FML
Today, I sent a text to the girl I've been getting to know online, text which was meant for my best friend. It was a screenshot of my her Instagram page with the caption, "I can't believe I'm actually going to talk to her today." FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML
Today, after pouring my heart out to a beautiful girl on Facebook, and having her return the favor, she typed a final message that read, "That was my friend. Please f*ck off now. Thanks." FML
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Top comments
little_aliceee 17
You made her speechless. Good job
Hellishowl 17
I've been there man, I feel you. FYL
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Comments (71)
crazydanilo 13
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fakedsincerity 32
wow. so original!
shaytards_fml 9
call her grow some balls
Dave_Davington 35
That's a rather strange nickname.
Mauskau 36
But my name is Grow some balls! You can't give my name away!
coraline123c 23
So what was the message?
glabberfasted 16
...
Soloman212 28
This was the only context that a comment of "..." was appropriate.
MixedGurl97 10
What did she say??
SJParker 13
21- quit typing and tell me what she said!
foxy_grampa 19
That's okay, it was probably best not to reply to her to be honest
emxy92 22
I really want to know what you said OP!
challan 19
it was probably something thought provoking like "hey"
Michael_92 20
"Hey you...so umm I have been totally digging you lately. I think we are two peas in a pod. You are my water to my rice. So anyways....wanna get married?"
davincidasecond 24
Better for her to say "..." Rather than something worse, I guess.
ellie13310 7
Obviously... It's better for me to kill someone than do "something worse".
perdix 31
Well, that's three hours you'll never get back ... and probably a good chuckle for her, so that's the silver lining:)
AshleyScruggs 14
What a bitch. She could have just said "I'm not interested" or "I'm seeing someone else" or "You're a nice guy but I don't think it would work out between us."
ItsATwinThing 9
That would be the right way of going about it, but she is clearly one of those people who is too afraid to say anything that could possibly make someone dislike her or hurt their feelings. "..." usually would say to me "what else do you have to say?"
FMLcommenterer 13
Trolololololololol