Today, I scratched a lottery ticket I had gotten for my birthday and won $10,000. In celebration, I jumped up and raised my hands directly into a ceiling fan. Oh, and it was a fake ticket. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a scratcher lottery ticket, scratched it in the store, and won $5,000! I screamed and danced around. The guy next to me shoved me over, yanked the ticket from my hands, and tore ass out the door. The cops couldn't find him. FML
Today, behind a cabinet, I found a scratch-off lottery ticket I hadn't scratched yet. After scratching it off, I realized it's a $2,500 winner. The lottery commission won't accept it because they stopped using that game 2 years ago. FML
Today, I won 10,555 dollars on scratch cards! My sister got me to do a happy dance and filmed it. The video is on facebook and the tickets were fake. FML
Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML
Today, I drove 3 hours to the Capitol and back to cash my winning scratch ticket of $2000. When I got there, it was pointed out to me that it wasn't in fact a winning ticket. I'd already planned a weekend vacation at an adventure park the next state over. I’m flat broke and rent is due. FML
Today, to prove a point to my brother that playing the lotto isn't a sure thing. I got a $10 scratcher. Thinking I'd get nothing or maybe just another scratcher, I ended up winning a free scratcher plus $100. The second scratcher I got an additional $50. Now he's even more confident he'll win every time. FML
Today, I went to get a scratch off lottery ticket, and the dude in front of me got the same one I was going to get. He won 500 dollars. I got 2 bucks. FML
Today, while buying lottery tickets, I mixed up "jackpot" and "scratch off" and asked for "$10 worth of jackoffs." FML
Today, I won a big raffle. However, my name is so ridiculous-sounding that they thought someone was playing a prank, and pulled a different ticket. I was too embarrassed to say anything. FML
Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML
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FFML_314 12
WOO HOO! You're a tall mother ******.
DONTrockMYroll 0
FYL!! :( hope your hand feels beetteerrr
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Comments (142)
letiflor 3
instead of these pranks making me laugh, I feel so sad and embarrassed for them :| guess it's just my kind heart hehe
hayden555 0
My parents did that to me once only I hit a wasps nest cause we were outside
DerFuhrer33 0
I did that to my sis last year. Needless to say she kicked my ass almost. Funniest shit I've ever done though
bishhitsandii 3
I think this may be my seventh time attempting to post this comment, so let's cross our fingers, yeah? Okay! That's usually how it works. Girls tend to grow more quickly, but stop sooner, while boys take much longer and even continue growing into their twenties. o: Sooo, did it finally post??
Johnny6speed2 0
It's alright, you're Canadien. You're supposed to be dim.
ClubsBreakHearts 2
Canadian* It's okay, people who insult those from other countries are supposed to be dim also.
Allymeme 3
YDI for falling for it. I've seen those so many times on AFV so I would immediately be suspicious about a 10000 dollar winning ticket. You also deserve it for being an idiot and jumping up and down like your five... you make me ashamed to be Canadian. You make us all look bad because you are stupid.
UofLCardFan08 6
Hey, I'd jump up and down too if I believed I won 10 grand.
Mashit13 2
Not every one watches AFV all the time, you know. Besides, i think it kinda sucks, being all excited, then getting hit by a fan and finding out it's a fake. I'd be pretty disapointed too. Also, just because someone can be naive, or loose thier head sometimes, dosn't mean thier stupid. and th fact the OP is Canadian has nothing to do with it. there's a few million people up here, not everyones a genious.
Leva_fml 0
YDI period.
LemonStarship 5
I throw my hands up in the air sometimes saying ayooooo I won the lottooooo.
inglouriousbitch 0
Fail. Ceiling fan blades do NOT hurt.
meanmachine511 0
I wish I could reach the ceiling