By elrjay - 20/06/2017 02:00 - Spain - Madrid

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Today, I'm laying in my holiday apartment with the patio doors open, listening to the german man next door take dirty pics of his wife on the balcony. I'm too scared to get up and shut the door. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 999
You deserved it 1 036

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OMG, so funny. Just get up and shut it. Grow up lol

What will they do? I'm guessing they are already comfortable with people seeing. You know what would be really funny - paper planes flying out your balcony door while they're doing the shoot.

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OMG, so funny. Just get up and shut it. Grow up lol

sunshine1421 14

they want you to see them... suck it up maybe youll enjoy it

"Ooh yah, Helga! Now bite into that sausage!"

Essen meine Scheiße! Okie Dokie.

You tried, and you failed.

Winchesterbride 9

food my shit? nopes. how about versucht es gar nicht wenn ihr es ned könnt please

ArbiterOfFML 24

eat my shit.

species4872 19

Do you get fries with that?

What will they do? I'm guessing they are already comfortable with people seeing. You know what would be really funny - paper planes flying out your balcony door while they're doing the shoot.

Oh heilige scheiße

They're probably normal pictures. It's the German that makes them seem dirty -- it sounds like BSDM talk!

Start shouting encouragements to her. "work it! " "make love to the camera " "remember to smile with your eyes "

When I got to, "dirty pics", I reread the whole thing in Larry The Cable Guy's voice. "Got them dirty pictures on my phone..."

Winchesterbride 9

ah die deutschen. immer nackig trotzen.