Holidays: Today, I'm laying in my holiday apartment with the patio doors...

By elrjay - 20/06/2017 02:00 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I'm laying in my holiday apartment with the patio doors open, listening to the german man next door take dirty pics of his wife on the balcony. I'm too scared to get up and shut the door. FML

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By elevenharries - 03/06/2010 08:54 - United Kingdom

Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML

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Bird's eye view

By Anonymous - 13/05/2020 17:00

Today, I found out that my shower area is in direct view from my neighbours' balcony. I realised this when I caught my neighbour and his wife watching me while I was getting dressed. I've been living here for 7 years. FML

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By Shocked - 28/01/2018 19:00

Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML

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By Roger Quimble - 24/05/2019 00:04

Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML

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By :(( - 25/04/2012 18:46 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML

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Haunted hotel

By Anonymous - 21/06/2022 22:00 - Germany - Ingelheim

Today, I'm on vacation in Germany and in our seemingly normal hotel my fucking door won't stop opening and closing by itself, and I can't fucking sleep. Jesus Christ ghost, go away, I don't wanna die as well. I thought this hotel would be nice. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2011 18:19 - United States

Today, my fiancé has been jumping out of closets and from around corners with a video camera, trying to catch me naked. He says he wants to post a video online so his old high school friends can "rate" me. I'm now afraid to get intimate, shower, or even change my clothes in my own home. FML

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Cursed buildings

By investing in earplugs - 23/02/2022 05:59

Today, sick of the unfiltered noise we hear from our neighbours in our upstairs apartment, as we're above their fence line, we signed the lease on an apartment downstairs. While I was downstairs, my partner clomped upstairs, opened the bathroom door, and took a piss. I heard EVERYTHING. FML

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Time to move

By Anonymous - 05/05/2021 06:01

Today, after taking a shower, I realised that my landlord was peeking in the whole time through broken ventilator. Once he tried to get into my room, using his keys. I couldn't tell the landlord's wife, as I didn't have any proof so I left the house, even though my rent was long due. FML

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torrtorr 17

Tuesday 20 June 2017 2:09

OMG, so funny. Just get up and shut it. Grow up lol

goodread2200 10

Tuesday 20 June 2017 2:39

What will they do? I'm guessing they are already comfortable with people seeing. You know what would be really funny - paper planes flying out your balcony door while they're doing the shoot.

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torrtorr 17

Tuesday 20 June 2017 2:09

OMG, so funny. Just get up and shut it. Grow up lol

sunshine1421 14

Tuesday 20 June 2017 2:24

they want you to see them... suck it up maybe youll enjoy it

Glowworm56 26

Tuesday 20 June 2017 2:30

"Ooh yah, Helga! Now bite into that sausage!"

Jenmic 14

Tuesday 20 June 2017 2:37

Essen meine Scheiße! Okie Dokie.

Konarika 11

Tuesday 20 June 2017 18:43

You tried, and you failed.

Winchesterbride 9

Wednesday 21 June 2017 10:33

food my shit? nopes. how about versucht es gar nicht wenn ihr es ned könnt please

ArbiterOfFML 24

Thursday 22 June 2017 6:01

eat my shit.

species4872 19

Wednesday 21 June 2017 20:18

Do you get fries with that?

goodread2200 10

Tuesday 20 June 2017 2:39

What will they do? I'm guessing they are already comfortable with people seeing. You know what would be really funny - paper planes flying out your balcony door while they're doing the shoot.