Today, I saw the blueprints for my family's new house. My room is half the size of the room next to it. The room next to it is my step mom's walk-in closet. FML
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Today, I was helping my dad move into his new house. It's a 4-bedroom house and he has three kids so it's perfect. I was wandering around and noticed that the first bedroom is his, the second is my older brother's, the third is my younger sister's, and the fourth is an office. I have no room. FML
Today, we started building our dream house. Next to my parents-in-law. FML
Today, I woke up to my step-mother taking a shower in my bathroom. Of course, this would be fine, if my bathroom wasn't connected to my room and closet, or that I live in an apartment in their back yard, built before she moved in. FML
Today, I came home to my family remodeling our (extremely) out of date bathroom. I was SUPER excited to help them get it done. I walked down the hallway and opened my bedroom door to find a huge, gaping hole in my wall and my room covered in dust. I had to sweep every surface in my room. FML
Today, I found out my mother had remarried, and that I was getting a stepfather and stepbrother. However, I found out about it 30 minutes before we left to pick them up from the airport, and also found out that I'm losing my bedroom. FML
Today, I traveled to my hometown for a funeral. I'm staying with my family in the house I grew up in. My dad told me they'd "completely renovated" the house. There's still only one bathroom for the seven of us and I'm sleeping on the floor for the entire two weeks. FML
Today, I asked my boss if I could have a bigger cubicle. I'm now working in one that is half the size of my old one. FML
Today, my mother is a hoarder and her stuff has taken over the whole house, my bedroom included. I've always felt trapped in my home, but when I can't use my closet or dresser because of her and have a messy room because of it, I feel like I can't breathe. In 3 years I'm moving out, I wish it would come faster. FML
Today, we wanted to buy a bigger house just up the street from our current house so all three of our kids could have their own rooms, but we were outbid… by my mother in law, so now we’re stuck in our too small house even longer, and the evil old bitch is now close enough to visit us every day. FML
Today, is my one day off for the week. My mother in law is visiting, and has decided we need to rearrange my living room. FML
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Trix_Disorder 20
How sad. I think you need to have a sit-down conversation with your father. Hope you're going off to college soon.
amirn86 0
That is so hoed out Maybe your parents were joking when they told you which room is yours? And GODDAMN your step mom must have a lot of clothes/shoes/accessories
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judgeymcjudge 0
Tell them to shove the 'room' up their ass, and move into the 'closet' instead. Problem solved.
RavishMe77 0
In agreement with #21.
Blanadestroyer 0
Here's what you do, in 3 easy steps: 1. Tell your mommy how much you love her and adore her new closet and just how much fut it would be to share it and spent more time together this way. Insist on making a door connecting the closet & your room. Don't forget to put a lock on yours. Just in case. 2. Once done, keep scaring the crap out of her every time she enters the closet. Family fun! Use your imagination. Repeat until she gives up and refuses to enter the closet. 3. Seal the other door. Enjoy the extension of your room.
gregthestrange 3
two words: kill her And #23, you forgot the last two steps 4. ??? 5. PROFIT!!
lillyass 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA does she have big ****? Wait, what am I saying, Dad probably payed for them instead of your braces.
Lolocaust 0
oh wahhhh the people who are paying for the house are spending more money on THEIR living quarters than on yours. Because you're posting on this site, i have to assume that you're at least... 15? which means at the MOST you should be there another 3 years. Of rent free room & board, meals, utilities etc. I can't wait until you move out and are living in a dorm room half that size with another person, or have to rent your own studio apartment. quit your bitching. you have a house.
pencilmustache 0
that is messed up
DisturbedDriver 0
#26, you're missing the point. His step mom's shafting him and the blueprints only show the family's priorities.
RoadkillZoo 0
#26 a hardass. You should kindly explain to her in a very direct and durragatory manner that she isnt your real mom so she has no real authority, that you were there first- before she was, that theres no blood relation, and that she can go **** herself off a cliff.
Bumlove89 0
At least you have a room. Be grateful for what you have. geez
maplephreek324 0
its not about being grateful his moms closet is twice as big as his freakin bedrroom yes u r right appreiciate wat u have but also be realistic
jamieisreallymad 0
Your grammar frustrates me.