Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML
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Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML
Today, my manager told me to throw out some of the old toys at the daycare we work at. I can't because I've seen Toy Story 3, and thinking about them in a dump makes me cry. I'm 28. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, I got excited because I found Monsters University and The Croods online, neither of which I've seen. I'm 33, single, and it's Saturday night. FML
Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, before watching the new Pinocchio, we decided to watch the cartoon one from the 1940’s. Turns out, when I was a kid, the scene where the evil Coachman’s face turns demonic traumatised me. I’d forgotten until I saw the face again. I’m 56 years-old but I froze up and peed myself in my armchair. FML
Today, my young son wanted to rent some movie with talking animals in it for us to watch together. I couldn't say no, but talking animal movies freak me out big time, I either start to cry or feel nauseous. Especially ones with dogs. What is wrong with me? FML
Today, I went to the store to buy a new lego set, only to find there weren't any left in stock. I started crying before I could make it out of the store. Oh, and I'm eighteen. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML
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KillerBunnies 0
You are never too old to be a child all over again! I love watching cartoons because they remind me of when I was little! It's nothing to be embarrassed about.
Cerataphora 0
TS is good!
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matthewp 0
im stoked for it too
MyLifeShallBeFed 0
Holy Crap! A Toy Story 3 trailer! I didn't know that it came out! I think I'm going to piss myself! I'm 13. FML
Devikarawr 0
theres going to be a toystory3?!?!?! *JUMPS IN EXITEMENT* im 17.
turtle131313 0
Yea, so I saw UP in 3D at midnight the night it went out, and the thing that got the audience (made up probably mostly of people 16-20) most excited was the trailer for Toy Story 3. It got 2 separate rounds of applause in the course of 1 minute.
Patheticacy 0
There's absolutely no shame in getting excited for Pixar movies. That's just normal; I've got a friend, junior in high school, who carries a WALL-E lunch box. Doesn't get made fun of for it, either. I'm going to have to say, though, I'm kinda disappointed that next year's Pixar film will be Toy Story 3. Toy Story was good, but Toy Story 2 was my least favorite Pixar film (Not to say it wasn't good, but it pales in comparison to Pixar's other works). I'm still excited for it, but not as excited as I would be for a new idea. Hope they prove me wrong, though.
xxXChiiXxx 2
THERE'S A TOY STORY 3!?!?!?! HOLY CRAP!!!!! THERE'S NO SHAME! THIS IS NOT AN FML! YOU ARE NEVER TOO OLD FOR DISNEY/PIXAR MOVIES!!! THEY'RE THE DEFINITION OF A CHILDHOOD!!!!!!!!!! :DD
IAmBridgette 0
Dude, I'm seventeen and I loooove Disney movies. So much that I sing my best when I sing Hakuna Matata. Are you a guy/girl and also bi? ;D Lulz jk. And when you grow up with something so epic as Disney...you're truly lucky. So enjoy your love for Disney!
FmlFtwAndISFU 0
HOLLY SHIZ!! THERES GONNA BE A TS3???? OMG!!! I LOVE TS!!! hmmm nope im still pretty calm =] XD YDI
chux4w 0
I wish I still got that excited about things. Don't hate yourself (too much) for having to lie down, try to hang onto that enthusiasm for as long as you can!
hweenasparx 0
mikey? lol