Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML
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Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML
Today, my manager told me to throw out some of the old toys at the daycare we work at. I can't because I've seen Toy Story 3, and thinking about them in a dump makes me cry. I'm 28. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, I got excited because I found Monsters University and The Croods online, neither of which I've seen. I'm 33, single, and it's Saturday night. FML
Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, before watching the new Pinocchio, we decided to watch the cartoon one from the 1940’s. Turns out, when I was a kid, the scene where the evil Coachman’s face turns demonic traumatised me. I’d forgotten until I saw the face again. I’m 56 years-old but I froze up and peed myself in my armchair. FML
Today, my young son wanted to rent some movie with talking animals in it for us to watch together. I couldn't say no, but talking animal movies freak me out big time, I either start to cry or feel nauseous. Especially ones with dogs. What is wrong with me? FML
Today, I went to the store to buy a new lego set, only to find there weren't any left in stock. I started crying before I could make it out of the store. Oh, and I'm eighteen. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML
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KillerBunnies 0
You are never too old to be a child all over again! I love watching cartoons because they remind me of when I was little! It's nothing to be embarrassed about.
Cerataphora 0
TS is good!
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26242 0
This made me laugh so hard. I don't think I've ever had to physically restrain myself from getting too excited about anything..let alone Toy Story 3. Good for you.
silveree 0
I signed up for an account on this webpage just to leave you a message, so I hope you're reading your comments!!!! I am a 29 year old mother of a 5 year old. I am approximately 100 times as excited about this as my 5 year old is. I saw the trailer a few hours before I read your post, and I have to admit I was so excited I had to jump up and go walk around the house a few times. I can't believe you managed to make yourself lay down!!! lol
miscellaneousact 0
well everyone has something childish, that calms them down and make them fell happy inside my mom listens to rainbow connection by kermit the frog, cheers her up everytime
FarSide 23
19, huh? Not sure if you are male or female, but I'll bet if you are a male that your testicles have not descended, or if you are female, you are still waiting for your 1st period. And whatever sex you are, you are a liberal.
flippinsweet17 0
HOLY SHIT! TOY STORY THREE IS COMING OUT! OMG! This is majorly big! I have been waiting FOREVER for this! I need to see the trailer, THANK YOU!
Skooper_34 0
TOY STORY THREE? **** YEA
Ashleigh_85 0
Don't worry I am 23 and got excited when I read your post that there will be a Toy Story 3 XD I am going to go and youtube the trailer now hehehehe
retro_squares 0
HAHAHA! I love how everyone here is so grateful because most of them would not have known about the teaser if it had not been for you. I am on the same boat as them, so THANK YOU!!!!
supergrace 0
I watched that today! though, I didn't need to calm myself on my bed. lol but it's okay because TS3 will be awesomee
molliross 0
yeah, i agree with # 38..