Fffhjno
Providence, United States
Today, I saw my two-year-old son trying to floss his teeth. He was using an earthworm. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
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Norway
Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML
clean
Ashfield, Australia
Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
Anonymous
Today, my 1-year-old son walked up to me with a disgusted look on his face. I could tell he had something in his mouth so I pulled it out. He'd been sucking on a piece of cat poop. FML
shoelace18
Canada
Today, my 5 year old swallowed her loose tooth, which she was going put under her pillow for the toothfairy. My wife then told her 'what goes in must come out'. And now everytime she does number 2, she makes me dig for her lost tooth. FML
savanah_aaron
Today, I have to use the same techniques to trick my 24-year-old husband into brushing his teeth, as I do my 2-year-old. FML
dani0810
Sudbury, Canada
Today, I caught my 4 year old son yet again trying to drink out of the toilet. FML
Anonymous
Learning curve
Today, my 3-year-old son put into practice the lesson I taught him yesterday, about how to use a larger piece of Play-Doh to pick up smaller bits. Unfortunately, he used this method to pick up a small bit of poo from his pants with a larger bit of poo direct from the toilet. I was an hour late for work. FML
Gahh...
Surrey, Canada
Today, I had to show my husband a video on how to brush your teeth. FML
janesays
United States
What am I doing?
Today, my 2 year-old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML
Anonymous
Louisville, United States
Today, I saw my dad pick his teeth with a toothpick from a new box. He ate the food he got out of his teeth and put the toothpick back. FML
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MessedUpLife00 13
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tmj25789 23
Well the plus side is he got protein from the earthworm.
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Comments (27)
creditless 14
earthworms are great for really hard to reach spots... he's brilliant!
MonsterMc 7
Wait what?! I babysit a lot (I'm a guy) and almost every single time there is that ONE kid that does this? Do Utah children just like to floss with earthworms?!?
blackrose1996 11
At least he tried
CamBamShamDaMan 26
Well, hes tryin and thats what matters.
Solano2580 24
At least it's learning.
MissMizery 19
Is your son's name Shrek?? Lol
d123454321b 14
At least he is learning to floss at an early age!!
cuz803 46
OP he's just being resourceful. Worms eat bacteria, so he's letting the worm eat the bacteria from his teeth. Now your son has pearly whites, and the worm has had dinner. win win
1DreamCatcher1 20
Kids will literally put anything and everything in their mouths. My sister tried to eat a slug when she was little, I tried to eat a woodlouse.
daidax_238 26
He's two. Cut him some slackn