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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 18:03 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, I saw my girlfriend for the first time in weeks. She had a hickey. FML

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You deserved it 6 291

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By IloveJapan - 02/04/2012 14:02 - Japan

Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML

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You deserved it 10 139

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By baby.momma2 - 26/11/2020 19:58

Today, I told my boyfriend I was unsure of the future of our relationship, so he gave me a gigantic hickey to "show the world that I'm his." I work as a cashier and see people I know personally on a daily basis. FML

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You deserved it 303

By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 05:35 - United States

Today, my girlfriend met my parents for the first time. The first thing my mom said to my girlfriend was, "Honey, are you ok? You look like you got hives." FML

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You deserved it 3 504

By mrniceguy - 23/02/2010 18:57 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend started a fake argument and pretended to be mad at me for four days, which was almost enough time for the gigantic hickey that my best friend gave her on her neck to heal. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 135

You deserved it 2 462

By nonymous human subject - 14/11/2015 20:02 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, I got to my human anatomy class with a hickey on my neck. Since I sit in the front row, my professor noticed and decided to call me to the front. He then started talking about ruptured blood vessels and hickeys, all while as I served as the subject. FML

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You deserved it 7 871

By shitfaced - 18/09/2015 17:30 - Netherlands - Sassenheim

Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML

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You deserved it 9 502

By tkrause - 01/04/2013 17:17 - Canada - Nelson

Today, my boyfriend came over with a hickey on his neck. He thinks "The vacuum did it" is a believable excuse. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 426

You deserved it 4 158

By davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 252

You deserved it 2 998

By hickey - 05/02/2010 10:35 - United States

Today, I made out with my friend for the first time. He gave me a hickey that can't be hidden. I'm the president of my church youth group and I have to help give a seminar on keeping your body like a holy temple... Tomorrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 946

You deserved it 62 363

By drpepperking10 - 02/07/2016 23:27 - United States

Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 346

You deserved it 3 262

camsterjoe 12

Tuesday 2 July 2013 0:53

Didn't know they lasted so long....

Han1156 23

Tuesday 2 July 2013 1:05

Whoosh. Right over your head

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amifaiyaz 12

Tuesday 2 July 2013 7:52

This fml is missing an 'ex '.

tyler_mcdolan 10

Tuesday 2 July 2013 8:30

What was her excuse? Did she get hit by a ball? Whatever it was it must have been pretty funny. FYL OP

bellidona 15

Tuesday 2 July 2013 8:50

How the hell did my 2 year old kicking me in the vag and then taking my brownie not get accepted but this none funny crap did ! -.-

Vegeto30294 19

Tuesday 2 July 2013 9:36

Complaining doesn't make anything better. Accept it and move on. Also considering you have "0 out of 0 posted"...

SleepWalken 5

Tuesday 2 July 2013 10:45

I'm sure it's just ski-rash

dangousity 21

Tuesday 2 July 2013 12:59

Not your girl no more George

lina_bean 5

Tuesday 2 July 2013 14:48

Test?

TiffGreen 11

Tuesday 2 July 2013 16:20

Eww! What a B! she could have tried to cover it up or at least told you she was with someone else prior to you being excited to seeing her after so long...

afallingstar 22

Tuesday 2 July 2013 19:08

Hickeys are disgusting. They make you look trashy...and who outside of high school does that?

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 2 July 2013 19:55

Well that relationship is over...

CrystalFelix 13

Wednesday 3 July 2013 1:44

That's tough to deal with. Hang in there... the right girl will come along! Be strong. Everything happens for a reason whether we like it or not.

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