Anonymous
United States
Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
i stole your daughter's virginity anyways!!
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. I recognized him. He's the guy that broke into my car and stole my backpack two weeks ago. FML
me.
Fort Wayne, United States
Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML
Bobo
Heist
Today, my father stole the money I'd saved up by working and spent it all gambling. I'd saved it up for a year for a new car. FML
Dan223
United States
Today, I saw my dad for the first time in almost five years, at his funeral. FML
bubblzzz
Reported
Today, my father called the cops saying I stole his car. It's my car, but his name is on the title. Why did he report it stolen? Because rather than taking him to a bar and being his designated driver, I went to a job interview. FML
Anonymous
Sneaky
Today, I caught my dad stealing my money again, after I'd warned him he was on his last chance. I threw him out, since he’s been sleeping rough on my sofa. He reported me to the authorities for "elder abuse" and showed them fresh bruises I know the conniving old bastard gave himself. I was handcuffed. FML
nodad
United States
Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML
carless
United States
Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML
Anonymous
Today, my dad described our security cameras recording a stranger stealing money from his car, and then called me unhealthy and paranoid for locking my car all the time. My car is usually parked right next to his. FML
DevilsTemptation
Dundee, United Kingdom
Drunken antics
Today, my dad got extremely drunk, so I took away his car keys and left on foot. When I came back, I saw that he had broken down my door. Now my dad is mad at me for not giving him the keys when he was drunk, and I'm door-less. FML
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jayellef 3
Call the cops.
L_Lovegood 19
Nothing like family.
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Comments (115)
skarla_button 0
you all seriously need to learn how to use the "you totally deserve it button" idiots.
gunman15 4
Maybe he thought it would make a nice gift for you
dakins 0
Ouch!
PinkFun1969 9
O darling don't feel so bad. I got my 4 Year old some diamond earings for her birthday. The next day they were missing. Her bioaicial dad took them and pawned them for beer.
zecagle 0
I HATE it when that happens..although after the third time..well let's just say it never happened again.
xxhelenxx 0
wtf i think annoymous is fake havent u all notoced? it keeps switching from he she and they post about 10 fmls a day
mitchythegreeen 5
are you ******* retarded? you think anonymous is an actual account?
mitchythegreeen 5
@ #95 are you retarded? you think anonymous is an actual account?
Naitsi 19
haha
Okayitwasme 0
I agree with #7 need a little more info here! How do we know that your mom was telling you crap about your dad and telling him to back off all these years? Or maybe he is unstable, could be undercover CIA needed your car! Do you owe him money?
AliCat18 12
your dads a douche!