Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML
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Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML
Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
Today, I saw my 22-year-old boyfriend blow his nose into his hand, then wipe his snot on our couch. There was a box of tissues directly in front of him. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, I caught my fiancé picking his nose and eating it. I don’t want to break up over this but I just cannot for the life of me get that image out of my head. Every time he tries to kiss me, I visibly gag and turn my head away. He says I’m being unreasonable. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
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Arashikage 18
Note to self: don't go on formal before breakfast
RichardPencil 32
It coulda been worse. He could have tried to share it with you, “Lady and the Tramp”-style. Ugh, now my stomach’s churning. Oh, the sacrifices I make to entertain you people!
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Comments (24)
zurc 9
leave that boi.
TeachAllTheMath 19
I’d let him know how that makes you feel, if he can’t understand and change you might want to consider leaving. That’s super gross.
mattyiscool123 26
Mine too
Leviathene 34
I'm sorry OP, but I am now imagining how often he has done this before kissing you and you weren't aware. You are stronger than me if you can get past this. I feel like this would be a deal-breaker for me, I'm just glad its not me in this situation.
laurellkawes 31
Him and his nostril were just enacting the spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp.
CoyoteOldOne 17
If he continues to think it is funny, after you were clearly upset, that is far worse than boogers. Maybe he's helping you find a better boyfriend. A potted plant would qualify, because it won't disrespect you.
hellboy5099 18
He may be fan of Bear Grylls
Nikki_Lattimore 8
you kbow that this is probably not the first time he's done that right? Chances are he's done it dozens of times over the years.
Bailey Mary Karen Smith-Doiron 7
Eww! I would leave him right there and then. You're not three years old. Don't do that!
KereKris 25
I threw up in my mouth a little... I think that was enough internet for today.