Today, I saw a YouTube video of a guy scratching a knife and a screwdriver on his iPod, and at the end he showed how there were no scratches and the screen was still clean. I took my iPod touch and did the same with a knife. It didn't work. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a spot on my computer screen. I tried to use my finger to rub it off. Then, I tried using my nail. Then I tried to windex it off. I continued scratching at it with my nail. A half hour and one scratched screen later, I realized the spot was part of the webpage I was looking at. FML
Today, I reached in between the couch cushions to see if my iPod had slipped in there. I didn't find my iPod, but I did find an old utility knife blade. With my fingers. FML
Today, I tried to demonstrate to my friend how laughably dull our kitchen knives are by swiping one across my palm. Turns out Dad noticed the problem yesterday and sharpened them. FML
Today, I bought a new iPod to replace my old one which decided to stop working. After purchasing my new nano iPod, I decided to bang my old iPod on the desk very hard because it was useless. It started working again. FML
Today, I was trying to show my boyfriend how to shake my iPod to shuffle songs. When I went to shake it, it flew out of my hand and hit him in the face. FML
Today, I scratched my car with a bottle of scratch remover deeply enough that the scratch remover couldn't remove it. FML
Today, I learned how to sharpen a knife. I sharpened it so well that it went through my finger like a lightsaber. FML
Today, I realized the $40 iPhone case I bought to keep my new phone from getting scratched, scratched my iPhone. FML
Today, I bought an iTunes giftcard worth $50. I tried to scratch off the little silver thing covering the code with a pair of scissors. I scratched so much that it's now unreadable. FML
Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML
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Top comments
westbrookx 0
You are an IDIOT.
iknowimannoying 0
In Soviet Russia, iPod scratches you!
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ScaryPants3 0
Edit: take out the "that" in my comment. :o
SpitFyre 0
Holy shit, I had to read this multiple times to let the magnitude of your idiocy sink in fully. There is no possible way you don't deserve this.
open_book 0
Hey OP did you know that gullible isn't in the dictionary?
CaliSurferGirl25 0
ahahah #85!!! =] And the Idiot award goes to... must I need to say it? I think we all know here!! It's a tough world out there, but what did you expect people to say?! There is no nice way to say this but you are an effing dumbass. Copying something on the internet, didn't your mother ever teach you never to believe anything you see on TV or even Youtube in this matter?!! Good one genius!
simmo8591 0
are you really all that surprised at the result? you followed an internet video, broke your ipod for no reason and then expect sympathy
GriefBacon 0
Wow. Hard lessons are sometimes necessary in life. Don't believe everything you see on Youtube.
tyson346 0
#86 bahaha
misterman2 3
I saw a show where a guy started smashing the walls around him, then a second later they were all undamaged. Can you verify if this is possible?
xxh4ny0uxx 0
This is the creator of the video that you watched.....the account name is the same as my FML account I'd like to say a few things for this moron 1- there is no cover at all on my ipod 2-you're a stupid moron for attempting this without any info 3-i used mild pressure unlike you who stabbed it 4-i put down YDI cuz youre a stupid moron 5-my ipod didnt scratch from the knife ONCE AGAIN, I HAD NO COVER ON MY SCREEN! STFU ABOUT IT. THIS GUY IS A FRICKIN MORON FOR STABBING HIS IPOD. I JUST USED A LITTLE BIT OF PRESSURE WHEN HE WENT ALL REPO KNIFE ON IT. MORONS LIKE YOU NEED EVERY READER TO PUT DOWN YDI and for thoseo f you who think my voice is weird, i was fighting a stupid cold when i made this vid
Peterjames_fml 0
286 is a jackass