Today, I saw a YouTube video of a guy scratching a knife and a screwdriver on his iPod, and at the end he showed how there were no scratches and the screen was still clean. I took my iPod touch and did the same with a knife. It didn't work. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I saw a spot on my computer screen. I tried to use my finger to rub it off. Then, I tried using my nail. Then I tried to windex it off. I continued scratching at it with my nail. A half hour and one scratched screen later, I realized the spot was part of the webpage I was looking at. FML
Today, I reached in between the couch cushions to see if my iPod had slipped in there. I didn't find my iPod, but I did find an old utility knife blade. With my fingers. FML
Today, I tried to demonstrate to my friend how laughably dull our kitchen knives are by swiping one across my palm. Turns out Dad noticed the problem yesterday and sharpened them. FML
Today, I bought a new iPod to replace my old one which decided to stop working. After purchasing my new nano iPod, I decided to bang my old iPod on the desk very hard because it was useless. It started working again. FML
Today, I was trying to show my boyfriend how to shake my iPod to shuffle songs. When I went to shake it, it flew out of my hand and hit him in the face. FML
Today, I scratched my car with a bottle of scratch remover deeply enough that the scratch remover couldn't remove it. FML
Today, I learned how to sharpen a knife. I sharpened it so well that it went through my finger like a lightsaber. FML
Today, I realized the $40 iPhone case I bought to keep my new phone from getting scratched, scratched my iPhone. FML
Today, I bought an iTunes giftcard worth $50. I tried to scratch off the little silver thing covering the code with a pair of scissors. I scratched so much that it's now unreadable. FML
Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML
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Top comments
westbrookx 0
You are an IDIOT.
iknowimannoying 0
In Soviet Russia, iPod scratches you!
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omgzitsjen 0
This is why idiots shouldn't have access to a computer.
artisticlicense 0
stupid. he was probably demonstrating one of those protective films. and why the hell do you not cherish a brand new ipod touch? i would guard it with my life and here are idiots like you testing out knives on them just because an internet video showed you.
xpxp2002 4
YDI for buying an iPod Touch. Go get a Zune HD.
flar3 0
wrong, get a cowon s9 instead
TrentHawkins 0
What flar3 said - the Cowon S9 sounds better and has Gorilla Glass - that's the vid I've seen - the S9 doesn't scratch... Keys, scalpel, screwdriver etc... Epic Fail for you iPod owner!
jasey_rae 0
you must be the stupidest person in all of humanity. please do everyone a favor and get your tubes tied. we dont need any dumbasses like you reproducing. i cant even believe that someone could be as dumb as you, and then be so desperate for attention to go post it on the internet, just to be mocked repeatedly.
sjt21 0
Why would you possibly even consider doing this? Why?
embarrassedsis 0
ppl like you are the reason they always have to say "Do not try this at home"
chrismace 11
You are an idiot pretty much sums it up.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Do you also try jumping off windows after watching Superman, I wonder? XD
scenellamas 0
wow. I REALLY didn't think someone could be that stupid.
czechmate 0
You stupid retarded, ****** waste of a human life!! How dare you? You had to have known that it was fake, especially if it was on youtube!! Your parents should have stabbed you and thrown your tiny body in a dumpster as soon as you were born. (just kidding.)