Today, I saw a woman being mugged. I ran up to help and pushed the guy off of her. She then punched me in the face and called the cops because she was, "just living out a fantasy" and I'm, "a lunatic for trying to help." FML
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Today, an old lady fell in the street, and I rushed to help her. As I tried to help her to her feet, she started screaming, "She pushed me! She pushed me!" I froze up in shock, and ended up being chased by some guy who thought I'd attacked her. FML
Today, I heard my downstairs neighbor being beaten by her husband. I anonymously called 911, hoping to help. She must've seen me giving the cops my statement because as soon as they left, she knocked on my door and punched me square in the face while screaming, "Mind your own business bitch!" FML
Today, I saw a lady who had fainted. I ran over to help, only to find out that she was unstable and had a knife in her hand. She was pointing it at me, and growled threateningly every time I tried to move away. It took the cops an hour to defuse the situation. FML
Today, someone was getting beat up by 6 guys. When I tried to help, they had a swing at me as well. The cops came when I was enthusiastically defending myself. They got away, I got arrested. FML
Today, I bumped into a lady, apologised and tried to continue on. She screamed assault and tried to citizen's arrest me. I've got better things to do, so I ignored her but she latched onto my leg like a toddler. I ended up dragging this insane woman up the street until she finally let go. FML
Today, I got bailed out of jail. I was there because I saw a girl being hit by her boyfriend. I rushed over to help only to have her hit me repeatedly. The cops came and she blamed her bruises on me. The boyfriend corroborated her story. FML
Today, I witnessed an elderly lady getting mugged. I ran over to the guy mugging her and offered him the money in my wallet in return for him leaving her alone. The old lady snatched my money and ran away with the mugger. What the hell just happened? FML
Today, I saw a my neighbor being mugged on the street. I wanted to help, so I tried to yank her purse from the mugger's hands. I guess my neighbor didn't see me clearly, because she thought I was another mugger and kicked my directly in the Hacky Sacks. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was being mugged. I started fighting the muggers off, while in reality, my fist smacked my wife in the face. Now she has a black eye, nobody believes my story, and they think I'm a wife beater. FML
Today, I got mugged. Trying to be brave, I attacked my mugger, who then broke my nose. Suddenly, I was saved by someone: A 15 year-old goth girl who promptly tackled the mugger to the ground. I'm a 21 year old man. FML
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Welshite 40
Report her for assault and then she will really be mugged. By a mug shot.
Liamj774 36
Yeah OP. How dare you for trying to help
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Comments (79)
Bragi 12
That's coitus interruptus, OP. How rude!
bloodlusthatter 17
i somehow feel the need to blame 50 shades of grey
MyraRenee 10
You should throw a brick at her, and when she starts screaming at you, just say,"I'm just living out a fantasy of getting rid of the idiots."
FragrantSalmon 12
This is why I only help people in Gotham...
Ichiya 29
Its easier to help people and not get in trouble when you hide behind a mask. ( ･ิω･)ﾉ ิ
leogachi 15
Did you rip your eyebrow off?
Hugo26_fml 11
That's a weird fantasy to have. Hats off to u OP for trying to do the right thing.
Miss_Mandi 29
What the hell kind of fantasy is that? Lol
Eilsel_fml 2
I understand every person has their kinks and such,but when a STRANGER goes out of their way to ensure your safety,not knowing whether the danger would result in being stabbed,threatened, beat up or killed;you shouldn't take your frustration out on them.She could have easily pretended to be "robbed" in her home or on her private property. But she choose to try it in public,and if your doing something in public,don't expect privacy.
Brandi_Faith 34
This is exactly what I was thinking. Op put himself out there at great possible risk to himself! He went in not knowing if the man was armed or if he would be hurt or killed and he yet he still went to help someone else in need! She's a horrible person for not realizing any of this!! Make me mad.
Jeaux 3
she fantasizes about someone brutally forcing themselves on her and relieving her of her money and YOU'RE the loon? lol #Merica
vikky538 29
Your username made me giggle
Abhinow 7
you should had taken her money and ran off. her fantasy completed.