FML : Today, I saw a my neighbor being mugged on the street. I wanted to help, so I tried to yank her purse from the mugger's hands. I guess my neighbor didn't...

Today, I saw a my neighbor being mugged on the street. I wanted to help, so I tried to yank her purse from the mugger's hands. I guess my neighbor didn't see me clearly, because she thought I was another mugger and kicked my directly in the happy sacks. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 26 November 2009 02:09 / United States

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By ohfuckk | 0

#688920 - Thursday 26 November 2009 9:14

After spending months on this site I've come to the conclusion that real life actually is just like an Adam Sandler movie. Or, Adam Sandler writes half of these posts.

Anyway, put some ice on that shit.

By Bloodknight | 22

#688933 - Thursday 26 November 2009 9:19

Why does everyone on this site deem it necessary to call their balls happy sacks? Soooo lame...

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By ohfuckk | 0

#688920 - Thursday 26 November 2009 9:14

RedJester23 | 6

#689917 - Thursday 26 November 2009 23:18

+999999

happy gilmore and his happy sacks aint so happy

soccerfreak878 | 0

#984099 - Friday 23 April 2010 22:51

YDI for calling them "happy sacks"

kaliko808at702 | 0

#985904 - Tuesday 27 April 2010 8:41

happy sacks.

epic amounts of awesome sauce that yoda wouldn't be able to describe...

SouthSideGummi | 0

#1048491 - Tuesday 29 June 2010 10:10

lol @1 that's funny...but op that seriously sucks

zackk5 | 0

#1124853 - Thursday 22 July 2010 18:34

happy sacks, meaning more than one.

By reapfml | 0

#688927 - Thursday 26 November 2009 9:15

no good deed goes unpunished

020266t | 5

#1767800 - Monday 29 November 2010 13:02

this is why I never help people...

mbusey | 20

#4388757 - Friday 4 May 2012 1:48

Wicked?

By Bloodknight | 22

#688933 - Thursday 26 November 2009 9:19

Why does everyone on this site deem it necessary to call their balls happy sacks? Soooo lame...

tarheel22893 | 0

#689242 - Thursday 26 November 2009 15:38

I assume that the mods review them before they get posted and they probably change balls to happy sacks

aero_fml | 0

#689355 - Thursday 26 November 2009 16:45

Automatic YDI for happy sacks. It was awkwardly funny the first time, but this is like the 5th occurrence.

sdroze1389 | 31

#5871200 - Friday 28 February 2014 4:20

#3. for some unknown reason the mods change anything testicular to happy sacks

By xMrAndyTranx | 4

#688948 - Thursday 26 November 2009 9:40

Why does this FML have so many errors?.....

By AcesAndEights | 0

#688953 - Thursday 26 November 2009 9:50

Sucks for you, but if it's any consolation she lost her purse.

By jloveee | 0

#688962 - Thursday 26 November 2009 10:10

another happy sacks fml..

YDI for that

By hk_fml | 9

#688965 - Thursday 26 November 2009 10:13

Happy sacks again?

wah_face | 0

#689130 - Thursday 26 November 2009 12:54

guess the sacks aren't so happy anymore

RavensRule97 | 0

#689493 - Thursday 26 November 2009 18:13

^^^ such a win

ZleveL | 0

#814969 - Monday 1 February 2010 7:47

we shall now call them sad bags, to spice things up a little

By Raiders714 | 0

#688974 - Thursday 26 November 2009 10:22

Damn right on the family jewls LMFAO

By gozar_fml | 1

#688978 - Thursday 26 November 2009 10:25

Happy sacks? Do you have more than one scrotum? Freaky.

By Tigg3r | 3

#688986 - Thursday 26 November 2009 10:35

Can people just call them whatever the hell they want? I mean it doesn't really matter does it? This lot is a whole bunch of pricks. OP, FYL and best to put some ice on those.