Today, I saw a text message on my husband's phone from a "Candice", asking him if he and his wife are still separated, followed by an invitation to spend the night. I never knew we were separated in the first place. FML
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Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I'd been seeing for a few weeks. It was his wife calling to find out what was going on with us. He told me he was separated. He left his kids home alone to hook up with me. FML
Today, I found out that my husband wants to leave me. I got the message loud and clear when his girlfriend forwarded me screenshots of all their texts. FML
Today, my husband woke me up by sending me a picture of a guy I used to semi-see. The same night my boyfriend sent me a furious text asking why I didn’t tell him I’m married, because my husband has found his Instagram and was harassing him online. Like, leave me alone. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, I realized why my husband had been seemingly wanting to improve our relationship by sending little texts throughout the day for the last couple of months, asking what I was doing. It was so he could find out when would be the best time to have his girlfriend over and cheat on me. FML
Today, I decided to go through my husband's phone to make sure I invited everyone to the surprise party I was planning for him. There were a few I had missed so I called to let them know about it. The last number I called was his girlfriend. FML
Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML
Today, I received a text message from my wife, who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends, saying, "I have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you in the morning." Umm… His? FML
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
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alpaquette91 9
Well now you are... Take him for all he's worth!
BeccaHugs 17
Dump his ass. Once a cheater, always a cheater, and they are never worth it.
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Comments (226)
boofybluth 6
Ew. Men are disgusting.
baby_dee97 8
What you need to do is text back and invite her over and have your husband answer the door and bust his ass on the spot!! Then divorce him for all his money!!
missunderstanded 5
what a dog! I bet he would cry to you if you ever cheated on him. a taste of his own medicine.may do the trick, or least make him think you're doing it too so he knows how you feel
dropdeadluverrr 9
I'm sorry, honey :/
dropdeadluverrr 9
I'm sorry, honey :/
emstar828 4
Candace sounds like a dirty stripper's name...
funnytruth 0
I bet he loss the best thing he ever had?
Obeyy19 4
Divorce that bastard!
thatoneguy79 10
UghLet me throw a possible scenario into the mix: Candice works with Mr. OP, and that is why he has her number in his phone. OP and Mr. OP have had a rocky relationship lately, bad feelings on both sides. Mr. OP has made comments about his unhappiness to his buddies, maybe over a beer or two The stress of the situation has started to take its toll on Mr. OP and people at work have started to notice, and word has slowly circulated through his work place. Where facts were not known, speculation was created, and Candice had heard, through the grapevine, that Mr. OP was separated for his wife and living on Joe's couch. Candice has had a crush on Mr. OP, and decided to take a shot. Mr. OP was at home trying to work through things with his wife when she intercepts the text from Candice.
lowshadows 21
Sounds like a script for a movie.
sarahlove281 4
I like it. I can spin a scenario, too: He's trying to get into Candace's pants, and she asks if he's separated before jumping the gun. Mine's a little bit less movie-worthy, but it's definitely more likely given I didn't just pull a random set of circumstance out of my ass.
kaahanui89 1
I like it?????That couldnt be a possible scenario.
lowshadows 21
Ah the old "my wife and I are separated because she (insert reason)" to get some sympathy and more. Classic! Real talk though. Your husbands an ass and another statistic to the "men who cheat" chart. C'mon guys, this is one thing men don't wanna win!