Today, I saw a text message on my husband's phone from a "Candice", asking him if he and his wife are still separated, followed by an invitation to spend the night. I never knew we were separated in the first place. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I'd been seeing for a few weeks. It was his wife calling to find out what was going on with us. He told me he was separated. He left his kids home alone to hook up with me. FML
Today, I found out that my husband wants to leave me. I got the message loud and clear when his girlfriend forwarded me screenshots of all their texts. FML
Today, my husband woke me up by sending me a picture of a guy I used to semi-see. The same night my boyfriend sent me a furious text asking why I didn’t tell him I’m married, because my husband has found his Instagram and was harassing him online. Like, leave me alone. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, I realized why my husband had been seemingly wanting to improve our relationship by sending little texts throughout the day for the last couple of months, asking what I was doing. It was so he could find out when would be the best time to have his girlfriend over and cheat on me. FML
Today, I decided to go through my husband's phone to make sure I invited everyone to the surprise party I was planning for him. There were a few I had missed so I called to let them know about it. The last number I called was his girlfriend. FML
Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML
Today, I received a text message from my wife, who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends, saying, "I have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you in the morning." Umm… His? FML
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
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alpaquette91 9
Well now you are... Take him for all he's worth!
BeccaHugs 17
Dump his ass. Once a cheater, always a cheater, and they are never worth it.
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Comments (226)
hadeed 3
Or discuss things like an adult. If you must separate, do so civilly. You didn't get married for money, presumably, therefore you don't leave for money. Try to act like an adult, not like some money grubbing ***** like the OP.
doublexiao 7
... He has to explain
perdix 31
Maybe he's separated from one of his other wives. Polygamy is making a comeback, you know.
kittycat2007 18
Step 1 write her number down step 2 sit and take a few days to think DO NOT immediately jump him. step 3 decide on a course of action from this course of action call her and talk to her. BE POLITE. step 4 sit down and talk to him. CALMLY. step 5 get a lawyer or get a marriage counselor. your choice.
sarahlove281 4
How did this get thumbed down?? This is actually really good advice! Not brutal enough for FML?
Lililthx 7
Candice... I've always thought this name was a stripper's one, or a bitch's one, because of the movies and tv shows. But otherwise, feel bad for you OP. :/
numbersystem 4
Or.... Just change your name to "Candice". Problem solved.
dansco 25
You shouldn't be reading his texts! Noisy cow... Serves you right!
unknown_user5566 27
She wouldn't have been reading the text if some random woman wasn't already texting her obviously unfaithful husband.
Llamacod 11
hey dansco, I don't see why op making noises makes it her fault
welandedonthemoo 5
It's nosey
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
86 - If you were in the situation OP was in, you wouldn't be saying that... Douche-bag.
rldrship 0
That's just ****** up n a ****** up way to find something out like that kick his ass
imlovedrunkjw 0
If I were u I'd play a little game to mess with his mind. I'd say "honey I just made a friend today her name is candace and she was texting ______(insert husbands name). I told her that she had a lover with the same name as my husband." Just watch his reaction when u say Candace!
perdix 31
And then you find out he's ******* a CandIce and a CandAce! That's when the little joke backfires.
vbmg152 19
I did that to my ex-husband (we were married at the time), it didn't faze him, he still lied his ass off! The difference is, we didn't have cell phones & his GF called him at home!! He wasn't home, I was! This was 30 years ago. I'm now married 23 years to a wonderful man!! Thank you, W. you did me a favor!!!
asktherunes 4
Perhaps your husband believes you are separated when you are not together in the same room. He's a player