Today, I saw a text message on my husband's phone from a "Candice", asking him if he and his wife are still separated, followed by an invitation to spend the night. I never knew we were separated in the first place. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I'd been seeing for a few weeks. It was his wife calling to find out what was going on with us. He told me he was separated. He left his kids home alone to hook up with me. FML
Today, I found out that my husband wants to leave me. I got the message loud and clear when his girlfriend forwarded me screenshots of all their texts. FML
Today, my husband woke me up by sending me a picture of a guy I used to semi-see. The same night my boyfriend sent me a furious text asking why I didn’t tell him I’m married, because my husband has found his Instagram and was harassing him online. Like, leave me alone. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, I realized why my husband had been seemingly wanting to improve our relationship by sending little texts throughout the day for the last couple of months, asking what I was doing. It was so he could find out when would be the best time to have his girlfriend over and cheat on me. FML
Today, I decided to go through my husband's phone to make sure I invited everyone to the surprise party I was planning for him. There were a few I had missed so I called to let them know about it. The last number I called was his girlfriend. FML
Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML
Today, I received a text message from my wife, who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends, saying, "I have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you in the morning." Umm… His? FML
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
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Top comments
alpaquette91 9
Well now you are... Take him for all he's worth!
BeccaHugs 17
Dump his ass. Once a cheater, always a cheater, and they are never worth it.
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Comments (226)
linjizzy 6
Don't worry Candice is probably a lagoon creature, let her have your sloppy seconds. Get a divorce and take all his shit, and then find yourself one rich silver fox ;)
billji 0
You ****** and I dont mean that in a good way. Call me sometime (;
billji 0
517-621-3947 asks for Mike!! If you want.
smolder 4
Candice? That sounds like a vegetable
Bebbo_fml 21
I'm sure had the sexes been reversed, 105, that people would still be positive in regards to op. No double standard, posters are just being relevant to the topic.
lovepandorasaver 11
You aren't, he just told her that so he could be a cheating prick. Bet you are now though
sillylilly1987 0
um you need to leave his ass he's been cheating
qr_fml 21
Wtf wow! Divorce that asshole! He definitely isn't worth it!
HeartOfLead 24
Wrong number?
matthew2424 3
Don't leave the house. Make him leave.