Today, I saw a spider in my bathtub, so instead of killing it, i decided to bring my dog inside the bathroom to kill the spider for me. Turns out that the spider was a black widow, and my dog was bit. The dog killed the spider. The spider killed my dog. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that my big, tough, strong dog is terrified of spiders when he jumped, knocked over a table, and then peed on the spider to drown it. FML
Today, I tried to have a relaxing soak in the tub. The giant wolf spider that was already in the tub didn't like me trying to set it free outside. It ran right across my feet and back into my house when I dumped it out of a cup outside. I screamed like a little girl. FML
Today, I saw a huge wolf spider in my room. It ran off and hid before I could kill it, but after two hours looking for it then giving up, I finally found it, with my foot, as I put on my shoes. FML
Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML
Today, we found a tarantula type spider in our shed so big it could only have been someone’s escaped pet. This thing was so big, even my husband said, "NOPE!" In the end, we used our neighbour's crossbow to kill, it because I think it grew that big by eating dogs and small horses. FML
Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML
Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML
Today, I asked my husband to deal with the very large spider in our kitchen. Rather than a newspaper or a slipper, he went after it with an aerosol can and a lighter. The spider is now dead, but so are the wall and cupboards in my kitchen. FML
Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML
Today, I spotted a huge spider in my bedroom. I freaked out at first, but I managed to confront my arachnophobia and killed it with a book. I was ecstatic and went to tell my boyfriend. By the time I returned to my room, the "dead" spider had vanished. Now I'm too scared to sleep. FML
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squeezebox 0
Oiii, that's so terrible!! I'm sorry to hear that. ):
vicious_ 0
Wow. This is why you run water when the spider is in the bathtub. Poor dog.
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grrgle 0
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That is AWFUL! Why the hell would your dog kill a spider for you? Just kill it yourself, lazy bum.
reset_button 0
It was in the bathtub...just turn on the water and it goes away...
Zolty 0
#8 YOU have no room to talk about someone being a retard. @OP Why didn't you just turn the water on and wash it down the drain? =
log1k 3
how do u not know what black widows look like O_o
Eresbel 0
I kinda think this is fake. How could you not recognize a black widow spider? I also second #13 - why didn't you just wash it down the drain? That's what I always do.
unseen_fml 0
i feel bad for the dog....not you. you're just retarded for making your dog kill a spider when it is in the bath tub.
katiekatie 0
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yeah, that really is terrible. but....better dog, then you..hm?
ancientmudkipz 0
Today, my owner called me into the bathroom to kill something. Turns out she wanted me to kill a spider. It bit me, and I died. The spider was a black widow. FML
vxjazz 0
Black Widows usually only live on bathrooms, usually on toilets. So if there's a spider in your bathroom, try not to touch it.
1Tsk 0
you should be glad you didn't got bitten.. but I'm sorry for your dog