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By Nightsong - 30/03/2016 02:54 - Germany - N?rnberg

Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML

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By embarrassment - 12/06/2009 13:46 - Canada

Today, I went to a family dinner. While waiting to be seated, a guy walked by and I looked to see if he was hot. Then my grandma yelled, "Get your eyeballs back in your head and quit staring at boys!" The whole restaurant heard her. Including the guy. And yes, he was hot. FML

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By f*** - 06/03/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML

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By awkward - 26/09/2016 21:31 - United States - Oakland

Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2015 01:45 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I was at a restaurant where the host is an attractive guy with only one arm. I was with my family, so I didn't want to be too obvious when checking him out. It seems like I was, though, because he came over and told me it was rude to stare at his arm. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2024 00:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I went to dinner with my husband's family to celebrate our nephew's birthday. He spent the entire dinner flirting with his sister, then got offended when I said that his behavior was weird. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2016 07:28

Today, someone flirted with me. They kept touching me, insisting we should go out sometime, and hounding me for my number. At a family-only memorial service. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2013 11:26 - United States

Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML

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By godhatesme - 26/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML

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By irishbabycakes - 25/01/2010 10:27 - United States

Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of my family. I nonchalantly ignored his advances. Later, my step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank. FML

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minissaussette 25

Wednesday 30 March 2016 14:17

Well what were you expecting? If someone gave their number to my brother while he was in the restroom you can be damn sure everyone at the table would try to know who it was.

mohamed_H 21

Wednesday 30 March 2016 14:18

What were you expecting she'd do? I would be weirded by it too

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amourmourant 18

Wednesday 30 March 2016 19:40

Well? Did he get in contact with you?

interesting33 36

Wednesday 30 March 2016 19:49

I guess OP thought the sister would understand and be discreet, not bothering the parents

sweetpotato301 7

Wednesday 30 March 2016 20:18

Well obviously that was going to happen...

annoyedperson 25

Wednesday 30 March 2016 21:37

maybe it was his wife?

Drnavid 13

Wednesday 30 March 2016 21:38

I wish I had your balls.

Fartful_Dodger 8

Wednesday 30 March 2016 21:39

It's sad that the other posters didn't think this was a good idea. Oh, wait...me neither.

drchinky888 9

Wednesday 30 March 2016 21:54

U should 've winked at them and said "u got good genes"

ChelseaTheEnchan 7

Wednesday 30 March 2016 22:02

You sound like you're 14. Good on you for being brave enough to make the first move, but that's weird and creepy.

Cebolamole 13

Wednesday 30 March 2016 23:33

You gave it to his sister, it was obvious she was going to use that to at least try to embarrass him. Don't feel bad, she wasn't trying to embarrass you, just imagine how many "look who's got a new girlfriend" he got from his parents. Sibling love!

corky1992 33

Wednesday 30 March 2016 23:53

I was waiting for this to end with the twist of her giving her number to the guys girlfriend lol. I was slightly disappointed when that didn't happen.