Today, I saw a photo on my mother-in-law's Facebook, proudly showing off the horrible job she'd done of painting her car. I sarcastically commented that I wouldn't inflict that on my worst enemy's ride. An hour later, she came by and emptied a bucket of paint over my windshield. FML
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Today, my husband has been painting our house all weekend and plans to finish the job after work today. I decided to surprise him by completing the job myself. Painting the last window frame, I dropped the open tin of white paint, right onto our car roof. FML
Today, my wife keyed my car and spilled wine on the seats because she saw I commented on a female friend’s picture on Facebook. I told her how repairs are gonna be expensive, and she responded, “You should have thought about that before complimenting other bitches on Facebook!” FML
Today, my mother-in-law threw bricks at my car. Her defense? I shouldn't have parked in her "brick throwing spot", in my own driveway. FML
Today, I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done in acrylics. Proud of my piece, I showed my mom. After some thought her first comment was, "well, I'm either going to insult your art or your face." FML
Today, I was really excited that I'd made it the two weeks I'd borrowed my mother-in-law's new car without putting a scratch on it. I got off work to discover a customer's child throwing rocks in the parking lot. They cracked the windshield. FML
Today, every time I think of having any children, I remember that an idiotic neighbor let her kids paint all over my car with permanent marker, so I eventually forget about it. FML
Today, my pissed off girlfriend used window marker to write racist comments on my car window. This included Nazi symbols, "white power", and a few others I won't mention. I live in a predominantly black neighborhood. FML
Today, while painting a wall, I handed a bucket of paint up to my friend who was standing on the top rung of a ladder. She said she felt dizzy, and came crashing down on me, along with the paint on my head. FML
Today, I was sitting in my old rusty truck in an empty parking lot, when some old lady parks beside me and opens her door, hitting my truck. Having a used up truck, I didn't mind. But you could tell that it made her mad, when she came back with the manager demanding that I pay for her paint job. FML
Today, I was painting the garage door. After 3 hours, I finally finished the job. As I was walking back inside, accidentally pressed the button that opens and closes the garage door. Not only did the paint job get messed up as it went up, the paint also dripped onto my parents' brand new car. FML
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askullnamedbilly 33
Well, what the hell did you expect? A thank you card and flowers?
Dodge4x4Ram 46
next time keep your comments to yourself
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Comments (191)
ThatInvisibleBoy 7
You should've known that was coming.
isuckwithnames 22
Why? I make sarcastic, and dickish, comments just about daily and I just get called a dick and that's it. Nobody vandalizes my stuff.
Hutch1965 6
I call that vandalism. People get arrested for that shit.
drumguy218 11
In laws are always evil...
Jenn50 19
Actually, mine are sweet, kind-hearted people, who, while not perfect, honestly do their best to get along and keep peace.
Pinkfun69 4
I was married for 20 years of my life and that was just a mental ill thing for your MIL to do and should be reported to the police. God know what else she will TRY to get away with. As for Facebook insult, ya kind if walked into being a child and I guess ya got spanked;-)
isuckwithnames 22
I wouldn't say op was being a child but it was stupid. Hopefully next time the op uses sarcasm over the Internet, he'll mention the sarcasm.
Jaxxi 9
Some comments are better left unsaid. :P
Walshey93 10
Technically that's not sarcasm...
isuckwithnames 22
Not true.
Walshey93 10
Yes true
Squygm 7
Absolutely nothing the OP said should have warranted that kind of ridiculous and childish behavior. What else has she done to other people who've insulted her I wonder?
lysx84 24
Don't poke the bear. The rule of "if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all" was written for your partner's family!
mountainguy 7
guess she wanted your ride to be as cool as her's.
Fangirlhello 8
It's almost impossible to apply sarcasm in text on the Internet to people who do not speak it fluently (if that makes sense?)