Today, I saw a photo on my mother-in-law's Facebook, proudly showing off the horrible job she'd done of painting her car. I sarcastically commented that I wouldn't inflict that on my worst enemy's ride. An hour later, she came by and emptied a bucket of paint over my windshield. FML
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Today, my husband has been painting our house all weekend and plans to finish the job after work today. I decided to surprise him by completing the job myself. Painting the last window frame, I dropped the open tin of white paint, right onto our car roof. FML
Today, my wife keyed my car and spilled wine on the seats because she saw I commented on a female friend’s picture on Facebook. I told her how repairs are gonna be expensive, and she responded, “You should have thought about that before complimenting other bitches on Facebook!” FML
Today, my mother-in-law threw bricks at my car. Her defense? I shouldn't have parked in her "brick throwing spot", in my own driveway. FML
Today, I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done in acrylics. Proud of my piece, I showed my mom. After some thought her first comment was, "well, I'm either going to insult your art or your face." FML
Today, I was really excited that I'd made it the two weeks I'd borrowed my mother-in-law's new car without putting a scratch on it. I got off work to discover a customer's child throwing rocks in the parking lot. They cracked the windshield. FML
Today, every time I think of having any children, I remember that an idiotic neighbor let her kids paint all over my car with permanent marker, so I eventually forget about it. FML
Today, my pissed off girlfriend used window marker to write racist comments on my car window. This included Nazi symbols, "white power", and a few others I won't mention. I live in a predominantly black neighborhood. FML
Today, while painting a wall, I handed a bucket of paint up to my friend who was standing on the top rung of a ladder. She said she felt dizzy, and came crashing down on me, along with the paint on my head. FML
Today, I was sitting in my old rusty truck in an empty parking lot, when some old lady parks beside me and opens her door, hitting my truck. Having a used up truck, I didn't mind. But you could tell that it made her mad, when she came back with the manager demanding that I pay for her paint job. FML
Today, I was painting the garage door. After 3 hours, I finally finished the job. As I was walking back inside, accidentally pressed the button that opens and closes the garage door. Not only did the paint job get messed up as it went up, the paint also dripped onto my parents' brand new car. FML
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askullnamedbilly 33
Well, what the hell did you expect? A thank you card and flowers?
Dodge4x4Ram 46
next time keep your comments to yourself
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Comments (191)
Ernieeeeee 16
Ouch hahaha. That's a tough spot
FemskyD 26
What you said was quite rude.. Goo mother in law!!
isuckwithnames 22
How does a slightly insulting comment warrant vandalism. At most it calls for calling the person and calling them a dick.
QueenMichael 16
You're not using the word "sarcastically" correctly. Sarcastically is when you don't mean what you say. If you'd actually have been sarcastic, you would have meant that she did a great job.
obeykaitlyn 25
you can't sarcastically write a comment online because they'll read it like it's not
wysegirl 24
She better fix it or I would sue. that shit is not cheap to fix.
ShenaniganNinja 20
To all those who said YDI. He made a comment that hurt her feelings. She vandalized his property for probably thousands of dollars in damages. See how one is far more severe than the other and completely unreasonable? Sorry OP. FYL
krad204 21
Time to lawyer up indeed!
picturescrazy 24
Don't you know how that old saying goes? If you don't have anything nice to say...
MaryPoppins88 14
Maybe you shouldn't have been so rude to your in laws especially if she was proud of it! If you can't say anything nice don't say anything...insert foot into mouth.
Durantye 8
Bah call the cops that is destruction of property you can get the money to fix it from her and you can get rid of her for a while. No matter what was said that is too much.