Today, I saw a photo on my mother-in-law's Facebook, proudly showing off the horrible job she'd done of painting her car. I sarcastically commented that I wouldn't inflict that on my worst enemy's ride. An hour later, she came by and emptied a bucket of paint over my windshield. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband has been painting our house all weekend and plans to finish the job after work today. I decided to surprise him by completing the job myself. Painting the last window frame, I dropped the open tin of white paint, right onto our car roof. FML
Today, my wife keyed my car and spilled wine on the seats because she saw I commented on a female friend’s picture on Facebook. I told her how repairs are gonna be expensive, and she responded, “You should have thought about that before complimenting other bitches on Facebook!” FML
Today, my mother-in-law threw bricks at my car. Her defense? I shouldn't have parked in her "brick throwing spot", in my own driveway. FML
Today, I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done in acrylics. Proud of my piece, I showed my mom. After some thought her first comment was, "well, I'm either going to insult your art or your face." FML
Today, I was really excited that I'd made it the two weeks I'd borrowed my mother-in-law's new car without putting a scratch on it. I got off work to discover a customer's child throwing rocks in the parking lot. They cracked the windshield. FML
Today, every time I think of having any children, I remember that an idiotic neighbor let her kids paint all over my car with permanent marker, so I eventually forget about it. FML
Today, my pissed off girlfriend used window marker to write racist comments on my car window. This included Nazi symbols, "white power", and a few others I won't mention. I live in a predominantly black neighborhood. FML
Today, while painting a wall, I handed a bucket of paint up to my friend who was standing on the top rung of a ladder. She said she felt dizzy, and came crashing down on me, along with the paint on my head. FML
Today, I was sitting in my old rusty truck in an empty parking lot, when some old lady parks beside me and opens her door, hitting my truck. Having a used up truck, I didn't mind. But you could tell that it made her mad, when she came back with the manager demanding that I pay for her paint job. FML
Today, I was painting the garage door. After 3 hours, I finally finished the job. As I was walking back inside, accidentally pressed the button that opens and closes the garage door. Not only did the paint job get messed up as it went up, the paint also dripped onto my parents' brand new car. FML
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Top comments
askullnamedbilly 33
Well, what the hell did you expect? A thank you card and flowers?
Dodge4x4Ram 46
next time keep your comments to yourself
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Comments (191)
commandercolbert 6
you sorta had something comming but she went to far...crazy bitch yls
jenn1808 16
Her behavior is unacceptable but you're kind of a douche, so it evens out.
isuckwithnames 22
Sarcastic comments < throwing paint on someone's car
isuckwithnames 22
Sarcasm is not a well understood concept, is it?
q123456v 2
If you don't have anything nice to said. Better keep it to yourself.
JBrownie123 24
You're a bit of a ******** for that too though.
Chaosshadowzero 15
Lawsuit?
Curlytwirly22 17
But why would you comment on her Facebook account something like that she's obviously gonna do something about it mothers-in-law are monsters-in-law :(
isuckwithnames 22
Vandalism is not something most sane people do when they interpret a comment as an insult.
SouthernLady12 13
Just remember the Apple doesn't fall far from the tree. So no sarcastic remarks to your wife.
jojo37_fml 1
Wow. Maybe it's time for some bologna polka dot revenge?