ripped
Canada
Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
sdauner
United States
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
Arabian_Soap
Mermaid Beach, Australia
Grab it while you can
Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML
MoneyMoneyMoneyMonayMONAY
United States
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML
Megan
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Fayetteville, United States
Cash grab
Today, I was doing my laundry when I saw a dollar bill at the bottom of the washer. I excitedly dove in to retrieve the money, and promptly hit and broke my nose on the washer. FML
FattyMcFatterson
United States
Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place it could have come from? One of my fat rolls. FML
gas money
Reno, United States
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
APoorGuy
Chevy Chase, United States
Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML
Pimaan
United States
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
woodre
United States
Today, I was emptying a bag of grass from my lawn mower when I saw pieces of what used to be a 50 dollar bill. FML
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bravesman1983 0
I don't have much sympathy for people who wear $80 pants.
akeep5 0
if you could afford $80 jeans, then you shouldnt have to pick up a dime off the dirty street. YDI
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Jaxro 6
#9 Some people like to dress nice, we don't all shop at Wall Mart...
TheSkaAssassin 0
that's what you get for buying 80 dollar pants
lundo 3
7, 8 and 9 have it right. if they werent jeans then why the hell were you wasting your time to pick up a dime. its not my fault 22 that my walmart jeans last longer then your for 1/4 the price
monzie94 0
haha why are you buying such tight pants?
ISandra 0
wtf is wrong w/ $80 pants.. lollll jews.
scarletgem21 0
Well, if your pants ripped cuz you bent over, it probably means you need a new pair anyway. :/ Next time get less expensive pants, so if they rip you don't feel bad...
carnieofvenice 0
well you obviously over paid buy quality clothes and you wont have that problem
Uduwudu 0
Regular pants/jeans are 50-60$. 80$ is not an outrageous price but still. Make sure your next pants are stretchy so you can freak out if you want to. Also, if you re overweight go for the healthier food and more physical activities. Your karma is in your hands.
QiScorpion 0
#26: I don't think Jews have anything to do with this. but to the OP: If you were wearing $80 pants why on earth did you pick up a dime? even if you were wearing work pants that's a silly thing to do :P
i_like_chicks 0
who picks up a fuckn DIME? cheap skate